Mmmm, finally, now I can rest for real! SLAM! What the-oh no, not another one of these problems of the students. What, what is it now Jane?

You seem very happy, why?

Oh no. 

What in the world, Loki, don't tell me you have a crush on Jane, please, please don't make this real! I beg you! 

Um-duh, yes, it's perfectly obvious! Don't I see what's happening in my school, my students are falling in love with each other, oh man! 

Don't tell me this.