Recess!

       Guys, it's recess, out of the class rooms! So, Kristen, what are you studying there, hmm?

Kristen why do you look so sad?

DON'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great news!

Great news, guys! I'm not sick any more, and Kristen is back, isn't that great? Anyway, Joe isn't leaving, remember what I said? He's staying, YAPEE!

Lunch!

Hi everyone! I see it's not a problem for you to gather around for lunch, right? Oh Kristen, where are you? Huh, what's that?

GASP! K-Kristen's book was full of sentences and chapters, then a power-outage happened, and now her book is BLANK?! Man, what is going on with me? What is--- Wait a minute, I think I know what happened, KRISTEN WAS KIDNAPPED BY SOMEONE!!!!!!!! GASP! And I think I know who did it, was it one of you, boys?

Wo-o-o-o-olverine, was it you who kidnapped her? HOW DARE YOU YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE WORM YOU! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, LEAVE. . . . ME. . . . . ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I a-a-a-a-actually broke the g-g-g-g-lass. 

Lunch time!

 Lunchy Lunch Tiiiime!

 

Calm down Hermione, it's not like you haven't eaten for centuries or you have been through famine, starvation, hunger and thirst. Well, I kinda admit that throughout the days, you and the others only had nibbled on the food your parents packed you before you went here, and plus, it was only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches everytime. How much did they give you by the way, there's loads in there, and, and, do they sent this to you by mail?,v No time for talking, call out again. LUNCH TIIIIMME! THIS TIME IN THE CAFETERIA!!!!~!!

RUN, RUN, RUUUN

Ballet class!

Guys, guess what, ballet class! The first! Everyone, gather up!
Oh look, Erm is already dancing in her suit.

Splendid, now we're going to begin. Whoever knows how to do it, have someone to help you just in case you forgot. 

                                                                                                                                                                     

Good Hermione, you obeyed me and had someone help you, by the way, had you done this before? 

Oh, so you did? Okay, good. So, the first position is the two feet apart, picture a slice of pie between them. Next, the manual of ballet instructions, I'm going to get it.  

Am oh! You came, late, and what's that in your hands? Agreesom? For beginners? Well, you don't mind to put that away now, because this is ballet class, not Novelty and Advanced Reading class. You can go change in the closet into your ballet costume and while that, I'll get out the instructions. 

Read this, it will help you begin. 

Anyway, I want someone to show me their Plie. Everybody, come,  come on! 

Oh good job Erm, good. But what is that fear I see on that face, don't be afraid Erm, you won't fall, I'm always here to catch you, and so for the others 

Does this have to happen?

I'm sorry guys, I'm COUGH! COUGH! very sick, I can't teach. I have a per--- COUGH! COUGH! a person coming over that is going to teach instead of COUGH! COUGH! me. His name is Joseph, and he g--- COUGH! COUGH! got a good degree at college. Also, when I'm better, he's going to pick one of COUGH! COUGH! you girls to marry, and he'll stay here with us. I've got the swine-flu, Kristen told me about it, and I accidentally caught it. I ACHOO! ACHOO! will try to be careful next t--- ACHOO! ACHOO! time, here Joe (short for Joseph) comes! A-A-A-A-A-ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa, that was a big one!

                                                            Isn't he just wonderful?

                     Hermione, what's COUGH! COUGH! wrong? Do you have some kind of problem with                                                                                     Joe?

Y-you ACHOOO! do? Why didn't you just tell me? Then I would have COUGH! ACHOO! never brought him in here, I'm so sorry! 

Joe, just go away, You're making her feel worse, make yourself at home, but not next to Hermione. 

Unusual class. . . . . . .

                                                                 Good morning, class!

                    Thanks for being the first one to greet me, Kristen. That was very nice of you. Anyway, seat yourselves, we always have to sit down for a class.

 Thank you for the nodding, we really do have to seat ourselves for a class. So, this class is not normal. It is an unusual class that occurs rare, and we're having it today. The first question is: The griffin has a relative, but what is that relative?

Very good, I thought you wouldn't catch on with that one. No student has ever answered it correctly, but you? YOU ARE AWESOME! Anyway, moving on to question number 2. It will be a bit different from the first one, in fact, it's not really a question. It is: The dragon's dung is poisonous {true/false}.

GOOD! I mean, good, great, you will be the best student I've ever had.

HOW DARE YOU GET ANGRY AT ME HERMIONE, YOU KNOW YOU STUCK YOUR TONGUE AT ME THE LAST CLASS!!!!!! You always used to like studying, and now what are you? The study-destroyer? I'D LIKE TO SEE THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's just hope Kristen get's through faster than you, what happened to you Hermione? Where's the old Hermione that used to raise her hand every time a question was asked, hmm? Where is that Hermione? Oopsy daisy, I forgot all about the class, question number three: There is a special stone that existed once, and it allows people to live forever. What is the stone called?

Very well, I'm surprised of you, of your greatness. I never met someone who knew so much and never failed, NEVER! Anyway, I'm sorry students, but the class was cancelled, I don't know why. Later, there will be a new one.  

     

Class

Everyone, it's class time! Now, let's start off with the questions, like always. The first one is: What is the most common medicine in the magical world?

Good Kristen. Speaking about medicine, Wolverine is hurt, would you like to show us how to use the dragon blood to cure him?

Thank you, you are very nice. Well, what are you waiting for? Go up to him and show us how to cure  him with the blood.

I know it hurts, Wolverine, but just wait and you'll get better. Kristen will help you, she promises!

WOLVERINE, THERE WILL BE NO SUCH LANGUAGE IN THIS SCHOOL! IF YOU DARE SAY ONE MORE DARN WORD, THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'LL BE CALLING YOUR PARENTS!!! And for your information, only teachers can use language. Plus, I'm so sorry if I scared you, I really didn't mean it. Anyway, you can't use language when someone is going to help you, then you might offend them and they might decide NOT to help you.

 WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

early morning class!

Class, Amlodipine is good at school, she wants to be in this class to show me. So, what lies in a goat's stomach?

Good Am, everyone was not answering, but you, did.

Second, how do you do the basic position of tickling? Whoever is going to demonstrate needs to demonstrate on Harry's foot.  

Wow, oh good, good Am, it seems to me by the way, that you were studying on your way to here. But I'm not saying that's bad, it's good, it's good, in fact, everybody ELSE should know the answers to the questions by now too.  

HERMIONE! Don't you stick your tongue at me like that, you know you weren't studying all this time, and now you have forgotten half of the things we were learning. Amlodipine is trying her best to make classes better by being good and answering the questions. Now, third question, what do you do if a person is being tickled in public, what do you tell them?

Brilliant! Wow, Am, there's something I need to tell you, your a whiz. You answer all the questions, you get an A plus.  

Class over, for the first time, ending well  

More students?

Hey, guys, over here, I need to tell you something. It seems like SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! is a giant success, so more students are arriving. There is one that is arriving today, and her name is Kristen. Who wants to be the first to shake her hand?

Who the heck are you? No matter, you are considered a student, now, be very careful with how you greet her. Here she comes!

Hello, Kristen.

Well don't just stare at her like that, Kiki, tell everyone to greet her, come on!
Oh whatever, we'll wait till you have the courage. . . . . . . .

Goody!

I think some students are coming, too bad my relatives couldn't come, I'm pretty sad.
But guess who's here, AMLODIPINE!

She's going to be a student, and say greetings, because she's expecting one, come on up Amlodipine. 

A new student!

Guys, guys, gather up, a new student is coming! Her name is Ginny (short for Ginevra) Weasley, and she is Harry's girlfriend.

                                                                     

Hermione, what's wrong? Why are you crying? I thought you had a crush on Thor, but with Harry, I never knew.

Harry, you knew about this? Well then, don't you just walk away like that, tell me why you knew and never told! KNOCK! KNOCK! Oh, Ginny is here. Come on everyone, stand up straight, handsome and tall and get ready at the door to greet her, okay? Ahoy, alas, come on!

Hello there, I can see that you are shy and speechless because you haven't seen Harry in a long time. So, go on! Give him a kiss for a greeting.

Well, did everybody enjoy seeing that? I bet--- Hermione? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHE'S RUNNING AWAY!!! Students, go around the school and search for her, she needs to be back.

SPEED UP STUDENTS, SHE'S QUICKER THAN YOU IMAGINED!!