Baking class!

 Okay guys, ready for baking class?

And you aren't good at baking either, Hermione? Mamamia, what is happening to my students, I need to take time off my weekends more to teach them more, so, continuing the class. I want you all to make something that is sweet all by yourselves, something simple, as basics, so I can see how skilled you are at baking, and then I will bake something and show you HOW to bake it. Okay, let's see what you can make. . . . .

What is it you say there, Luna? You tell them that you want to try out first? Okay, show us what you got!

Okay, you are starting off with a bit of cream, I mean, what am I saying, a LITTLE BIT of cream? That is A LOT I SAY. Continue your baking, Luna. . . . .

And you are adding a little bit of vanilla chocolate? What ARE you baking anyway? White pudding, hu? What is it, Luna, what is it?

Mmmm, are you adding melting chocolate? That looks, GOOD!

Oh, now I understand what you were making, Luna, you were making doughnuts, but why was the vanilla creme needed I wonder?

 Okay, next person! Hermione! 

And where do you think you are going? 

Oh come on Hermione, baking is not THAT hard as you see it, come on, just try it out and see what you get, I promise, NO ONE will laugh at you, or I will put them and sent them to detention. . . . .star, now. . . . .

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Put them in the oven now. . . . .

Now, make the icing for the top, oh, the buns are ready, take them out. . . . . 

And there we go, mmm, take one out and show it the class, Hermione. . . . .

You did it, yes, yes! Er----can I have a bite? NEXT! HARRY! 

Great, Harry, now show it to the class. Well, you already did, so, finish up your things guys, and eat them, because I need to run, I have an appointment/meeting with someone, bye, class over. 

Sewing class

               Okay guys, today is our first sewing class, my assistant here will show us how to sew.

      Copy her, okay?

Thanks for cooperating, Clara. Now, let's start!

Very good, Erm, I'm impressed.

Now, who else wants to try?

Okay Hermione, let me see how you can do.

You say you already have it ready? Whoa! You're a really speedy girl I guess. Show the class what you made.

Wow, that's so pretty, Hermione. Perhaps you could wear it sometime, right?

You look great in it, now, who else wants to try?

You Clara? Okay!

Ooh, what are you sewing? It looks pretty good, I wonder what it is.

I really am looking forward to knowing what it---Holy Mary mother of God!

OH MY GOD, CLARA, THAT'S A WONDERFUL DRESS!!!

What, and you've made another one?

Oh, these two dresses are wonderful! Okay, class over!

Art class!

 Okay everybody, today we have art class! Whoever doesn't know how to draw, paint, sketch, or do art, raise your hand or arm!

I know, you guys don't believe it, right? Art will be an extremely hard thing to learn, but don't worry, not that hard. It's just you've never done it, that's why you are amazed, you are better at other things than art, but you will do good, I promise, I will teach you. Heh, even Erm looks half-confused like "What the heck did she say?" Now, who wants to try first?

You Nau? Okay, show me what you've got, then I'll explain how to do it better or just do it.

Oh, and here's a canvas and some paints to start off with.

Well Nau, good start for a beginner, and while you are doing that, I will give the rest of the class a little something to watch, like a little tutorial of art class so they can learn how to do it just like some famous artists, such as Monet and Da vinci. 

Okay students, copy and use that diagram. Now, Nau, let me see your painting, please? 

OH MY GOSH! NAU, YOU ARE A TRUE ARTIST, OH MY,----But what is that? Is that a wooden sprite fairy nymph thingy something? It doesn't matter, what does matter is that you are so highly-developed in your skills of art as a beginner, my god! Class over! Lunch time!