Sunday, January 18, 2015

New student!



Hey guys, here's a new student, her name is Chloe Jennings.
Don't go away

Monday, January 5, 2015

What the heck?

Hey Kristen, what are you--- OH MY GOSH, WHAT'S ALL THIS?!

Kristen, you are stressing yourself, I mean, I know I expected you to be a good student, but I didn't mean too go this far. What are you, trying to get into SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD!'s university? You're too young, yet you're pretty good, and what's this? You're reading Agreesom for advanced readers?! OH MY GOSH, KRISTEN, YOU HAVE TO RESTRAIN YOURSELF!!!!!! I'm sorry that I yelled, but also, below that Agreesom book, you have thousands of other hard books. Oh my gosh, you look like a twig, you haven't eaten, drank, or went to the bathroom for weeks! You look terrible, like you're about to cry--- but I can certainly admit that you took care of your hair and put on nice clothes--- but that doesn't matter, the fact is, you need to stop all this, it needs to come to an end soon. . . . . . . .

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Class

Recess over, next class! Now, like always, we're going to start off with the questions. The first question is: is +=+=+=+=)*\| equivalent?
Kristen, how'd you get here?
Anyway, you're right! +=+=+=+)*\| is NOT equivalent. The second question is: are Moleskans half siren or fully siren?
BRAVO! BRAVO I SAY! It's amazing that you know everything, just everything, I'm even starting to think that you've gone way past the line, you just study too much! If you keep studying, then you'll get carried away by an ocean of studies! Now, the next part of the class is explaining, I'll give each of you a paper to write an essay, and whoever raises their hand first will stand up in front of the whole class and read their essay aloud.
That's your's, Kristen, isn't it? Well, I like it a lot, it's about Gargouilles, my favorite type of dragon. Let me see, it says: Gargouilles are dragons that come from France, you usually can't see them, because they camouflage among castles and cathedrals. They eat bats, cats, and rats. If they don't have anything else to eat, it's most likely that they'll eat a human, but don't worry, there is always plenty for them to eat, so they'll never be able to eat you. Also, Gargouilles can have fights with other types of dragons, like the Marsupial, the Lindworm, the Knucker, and many others. These fights are tragic and violent, and they might damage the human mind mentally, so don't roam around when a Gargouille is having a fight. Wow, Kristen, excellent! I really liked it, who in this class like it, too?
You like it, Wolverine? That's very generous of you, I like the way you like things that Kristen does, it helps her a lot. Now, the third part of the class is speaking, you have to write eight whole sentences in a different language. 
Hmm, let me see what is says here. Yes, mm-hmm, right, so right, good job, Kristen, you get an A+!
Class over, recess, recess!






Hello tAm, whoa, you look bad, you have shady eyes, you stink, and you look like your close to tears, what's going on? Oh, I see, your studying way much, all those copies of three types of books, and more?! Am, this is more than I've expected of you, you have to stop, it seems like you have been sitting there for hours, you haven't gone to eat, drink, the bathroom, rest, your killing yourself! Are you trying to get into college early? Come on, class is starting

Friday, January 2, 2015


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----G-GUYS? Gee whiz. bad dream, nightmare, bad dream. I should get up, the new students, I need to  feed them somethin!

Thursday, January 1, 2015


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NEW YEARG


New year, it is, isn't this wonderful, SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD anniversary! 
  
 Not to mention a new student, three actually, Andy (Adrienne) Stef (Stephanie) and Mary. Here they come, they are kind of petrified because they have never seen SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD before, but it's no problem. They'll get over it. And something else, you guys have been disgraceful, year, a year passed-and you haven't signed up. Oh, they're here!  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAA-AAAA-AAAAAAAA---wait a minute, why am I screaming, why are you screaming? There's no need t----oh, I see, you are scared of that fish we have there, it's dead, don't worry, and plus, even if it was alive, what could it do to you? Pssst, guys, now you know what I mean,  Calm down, it is dead for pete sake. 
Mary went to the bathroom.
Make friends, ANDY, I  DIDN'T MEAN ROMANCE! 

 I'm going to  sleep.  .  .  .  .