Friday, October 31, 2014

I'm back!


I'm back guys! It's me again, I bet you missed me. But the reason why I left might be a little harsh on you, and here it is. I went to Universal without you for three days, oh, don't cry, please. The only reason why I did that was because I knew if I would tell you, you all would topple on me and I wouldn't be able to have a nice time because all of you would want to ride different rides and couldn't make up your mind. And plus, the next reason why is because I needed some time for myself to be alone, and to rest. Haven't I been teaching you guys a lot throughout the past few months, a teacher's got to have a break sometimes. Now, since I'm back from my vacation and finished with my explanation, we're going to start a lesson.

Flying class


Okay, our newest class called Flying Class! It's about how to learn to fly, can you, no, that's why your here to know how. The first, most famous position of flying is the Peter Pan style. This is how it looks, a diagram.
Now, this may be the most famous one, but that doesn't mean it's more famous than this one. This one is called the Pliee, and it's pronounced P-L-E-E.
With a spanish accent Lee! We're going to try this one, it's one of the hardest positions in the world of flying. And pretty hard to keep yourself in that position and in the air while your doing it, this is the way you do it. Legs and arms straight, stomach in, and chin up, then you take a clean jump into the air off a cliff, and fly neatly and clearly through the sky. This position also is very slow, peaceful, and is recommended to be this way. Here's a diagram of it.   
So right now, we might be starting to take our first flight. But wait, don't worry, you don't have to do the Pliee or something, we should just try out on the cliff, and see if you are capable of flying or not.
Throughout this class we'll study techniques to go along with it. Everybody in line! Jack Frost, you go first, 1, 2, 3, GOOOO! WAM! I pushed him off the cliff, oh look, he's flying! Look everyone, look! 
So I can see Jack Frost is capable of flying, he's a bird swarming in the air gracefully and beautifully.
Next Thor! 
No using helping objects Thor, it's against the rules of flying. Give me that hammer, we need to see if your capable of flying or not.
Other students, show me what you got!  
Guys, guys, we completely forgot about Halloween and Trick Or Treating! Come on, put on your costumes! 




Saturday, October 25, 2014

Oh my deary Loki. . . . .


Guys, we better heal him, Loki, to heal Loki. I want you to because I'm going to find Elsa and Jack Frost, they're certainly not going to be together!

Fight, fight, fight, fight!


FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! NO, IT'S ONE OF THOSE FIGHTS YOU HEAR IN THE MOVIES, MY STUDENTS ARE HAVING THEEM!
Your right Jane, your right! You should SLAP THOR LIKE HE'S NEVER BEEN SLAPPED BEFORE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF THOR, I KNOW YOU STARTED THIS FIGHT, I KNOW YOU DID! Anyway, Jane, why did you stand up for Loki? 
Um, guys, I think we should give her a moment and leave her alone, sometime we'll come back for an answer. 








Test

Greetings guys, don't except this class to be normal like all the others, and in fact, this isn't a class, it is a test. This test requires peace and quiet, and if someone lets out a single peep, they will be sent to the principal's office. Another rule, no cheating, and if one of you catches another cheating, report to me and. . . . DETENTION! Each of you will get a paper and a pencil, and you will have to answer all the questions. At the ending of the test, if one of you get it wrong, you'll have to stay in the room and finish up the test while the others are at recess. Now, we can begin.
 OH MY GOSH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS, I REALLY AAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 24, 2014

Is this love I see?

OMG! Loki is in love with Hermione, I don't know how it suddenly happened, but what I do know is that it gave me a big shock. I accidentally saw what was going on, so that is how I found out, here is a little video I made after I realized what was going on.
 Can't you see him winking? That HAS to mean something, and by that I mean it really, really, REALLY HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING!!!!!! Sorry guys, now, here is the video of Hermione, she doesn't really seem to be in a good mood.


Poor Hermione, why won't she ever learn to keep in her fears, why?

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Absolute!


Wasn't yesterday's prom exciting out of your heart attacking heart?! Okay, I admit, that wasn't an exact comment, but yes. It was very good for Prom, too good. Now guys, today we have a break, no classes whatsoever.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

While everyone else is dancing. . . . .


Hey guys, over here. Let's sneak on some of the food they garnished and arranged on the table, while no one's looking and is busy dancing to the music and the beat. Come on, let's schnobblgob it up!
BURP! Boy did I overfeed myself!

PROM!

Guys, guys, GUYS!! IT'S, IT'S. . . . . PROM, CAN'T YOU BELIEVE IT, WE'VE BEEN WAITING UNTIL FINALLY!!!! Oh my gosh, i-is that L-Luna, Luna L-Lovegood? YES, IT'S HER, IT'S ACTUALLY HER, LOOK AT HER IN THAT BEAUTIFUL DRESS, AND of course she had to come with that punk, Xenophillius.
 I love that orange dress, and--- Xeniph, you better take good care of her or you are dead, man, yeah, exactly, dead, DEAD! Sorry, you'll just be dead, literally. Just kidding, figure of speech. Look who else is coming, ANNA OF ARENDELLE! OMG, look at that beautiful dress of her's, look at it swoosh through the air as she walks down the steps, making that clicking sound with her heels.
  THAT TWIRL MAKES YOU EVEN MORE BEAUTIFIED! Speaking about beauty, Ginny has arrived, too. Look at her dress, just look.

GUYS!


EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT! AT, AT, WHERE? PROM, YOW! Heh, so guys, guess what? PROM IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN MAYBE A FEW MINUTES. Put on your dresses, put on your shoes, we're going to dance with the looes! Okay, that's the truth, I've got my dress ready. Oh, oh, everyone, into the ballroom, here starts the music. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun deen dun deen. Dee-dee-da-doo-dee-bee-ba-shoo, okay you get it, NOW LET'S START DANCING, SHARPISH THE DJ! Students! Come out and start dancing with each other, I mean, whoever asked you out.
Ooh, look at the girls coming down the stairs.

Oh look, Kiki is shy. And Bucky is looking at her. 

Well, well, well. Elsa is quiet sophisticated on her dress for prom, I love it, it's looks exactly like her Coronation Dress, or is it? Oh, oh, and here come the others. 

Hey Rogue, you look great in that black dress of yours, and you painted a streak of white on your hair, fascinating! By the way, are you calling Wolverine, because he's coming soon. Come on guys, finish up your Cinderella story, let's start dancing, look, even Winona is dancing already, by herself. 
Elsa, how about you add some snow to make it even better, huh? 

Now that's what I'm talking about, a little snow won't hurt anyone! 
Let's start dancing, in 1, 2, 3, NOW!
Whoa, well your tense Elsa! 


Oh look, look, it's, it's, Jane coming down the steps. 
Oh my gosh, that outfit is BOOYAH! 
Oooooooh, someone's looking. 
I really do know how sad Loki feels that he couldn't dance with her, I feel so bad for him. I hope he feels better later. 
This is not the end. . . . .





Sweet Dreams


Goodnight Hermione, probably your only sleeping because you need BeautyRest.
What is it Hermione, I don't understand.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
She's right stupid maniac, if you don't stop stalking her she'll give you a massive punch! Or have you just started, never mind, the girl is trying to sleeping here and your crashing into the window from outside in noon. Now you can sleep in peace Hermione. 
There, there. Sweet dreams my little girl, I mean teen, or whatever, by the way, it's only noon, don't miss Prom. 


Class time!

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Okay class, I hope you'll arrive here soon because. . . . .
AAAA! MAN MAKING FIRE! 
Ugh, is this a brother of Sue's or something, I think it is.
So, everyone, in their seats, except for you Johnny because you are not a student, you just randomly popped in.  
Jane, you don't judge me, you know what you did today and we're definitely not speaking about it here, where everyone can hear us, and no, Johnny is not a student. 
Whoa, Hermione! Did you take a dip in the pool or something? I guess so. By the way, what would you do if you were getting tickled?

Well I can see Thor's imitation of his reaction would be that he wouldn't want to be tickled, of course no one wants to, but do they? 
Ooh, love in the air. 
RON! STOP PICKING ON HERMIONE AND EMBARRASSING HER IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS, OR SHE'LL DO THAT TO YOU TOO FOR REVENGE! 

Another moment of tickle time!

ALL STUDENTS, MAKE A LINE FOR TICKLING LOKI!!!! Alright, as always I'm going to demonstrate, here is the tool most likely to be used for tickling, the Marcipulous feather. It is extremely ticklish when used and feels like thousands of tiny eels electrifying your foot. But remember, the feeling isn't painful, it is ticklish, here is how we use it. SPRICK! CLOG! Aw, poor Loki, he can't get out of the tickling situation, his feet are stuck in a giant cement block and we tied down all his parts that he can defend himself with. Now all he is is a helpless, weak, delicate boy, OH! And extremely ticklish, poor kitty, he is crying.
Oh, so now you don't make a big fuss about tus tickling you, well that is weird, actually, not weird but awkward, very very VERY awkward! Loki, Loki Odinson, were you the one who was sending me all those letters and notes and messages to me about you not wanted to be the tickle one any more? Well t-that is pretty s-sad, I never knew s-someone would want to q-quit SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE COUGH COUGH! This subject is s-so sad that it g-gave me a c-cold, I'm c-coughing and s-sneezing, I feel l-left out, I feel l-lonely, RUN! RUN! SOB! SOB! SLAM!