Principal's office

Alright guys, whoever misbehaves might go to detention, but they will also go to the principal's office, guess who the principal is, guess, guess, guess! The principal is. . . . . EMMA ROSS!!! But don't worry guys, she won't be harsh on you, just look at that smile of her's, look!

Doesn't she look like a dandelion? Repeat, she won't be harsh, her punishments are tickling and practicing your instrument longer than usual.

Guess who got themselves into the principal's office, guess! THOR, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, BWAHAHA!!! I can't hold it in, I have to laugh some MOOOHAHAHAHAORE!!!!!! T-Thor the god of t-thunder in t-trouble? I-I-I can't e-even imagine t-that, IT IS SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 Oh Thor, don't look at me like that, you know it wasn't my fault that you got yourself into the principal's office. Anyway, I really need to---

Hermione, what are you doing here? You weren't even the one who got yourself into the principal's office. By the way, Thor is dating someone else, so you shouldn't really be blowing that kiss to him.

Please don't cry deary, anyway, I think it's this way. When you are sad your hair turns brown, when you are in the middle it is caramel, and when you are happy it is blonde. 

Oh, so now you are in this, too Loki. Please don't stalk Hermione, you know she doesn't like you.

9/25/2017 10:34 AM 

Sorry guys, I have to come in here every now and then to bring Principal Emma her breakfast. I don't like doing that, she's not the boss of anything! I am. I absolutely HATE moving around, I just wanna sit in my comfy sofa eating doughnuts. Emma can't do this to me, I'm not gonna walk ten blocks to her office every morning just to bring her some crappy Mcmuffin and expired cafeteria milk. I don't like walking and if this involves walking, me says no.

What is it? Oh and now you want me to pour ketchup on there, no way Jose! I've had just enough bullshit today, no one is getting me up from this chair----- 

Enrique?! Why the hell are you in here again? How many times are you going to get into trouble? This is the fifth time this wee---- wait a minute. Why are you here? 

What? What? Did you do think I was so stupid, that I wouldn't see past all of this? You getting in trouble isn't an accident, is it? You've been trying to get sent to the Principal's office on purpose, just so you could spend time with Emma!  

See? You freaked her out, now she's yelling! AND SO AM I! Who the hell does that? Now instead of finding and sending students who have really been misbehaving, you messed up Emma's job and ruined everything. Okay, what I'm about to do is freaky and gross and low, but you have to be sent to the detention. Tickle Detention. I'm sorry, it even pains me to say that title.

I see you're stunned, but it has to be done. Otherwise you will never learn the meaning of 'stop'. I'm so sorry, Enrique. TAKE HIM AWAY! (Screaming) Poor Enrique, I can hear his screams as they drag him off to that terrible tickling abyss of tickle demons and devils and hell and--- WHERE THE JEHOVAH POOPED OUT A TURD INTO MOSES' MOUTH AM I GOING?! I NEED TO GO, I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!