Dungeon

                                                         9/21/2017 12:24 PM




Hey guys, welcome to the Dungeon. This is where we put any trespassers, burglars, thieves, unknown people, basically any unwanted company that need to be restrained and locked up just in case they're super dangerous. And guess what? Hook earned his lesson. He got himself in here. HAH! Look, they have already locked him up. And in the WORST part of it, the part with skeletons. HAHA! Wait, why are you guys scared? Because of the skeletons? Because you think I'm a killer? WHAT THE HELL YOU CRAPOLA?! WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE THAT?! Ugh, honestly. THINK before you talk to me, you're BELOW me. Remember that, remember that. So Hook, how do you like your new CELL?


Oh what? And now you're mad at me? It's your freaking fault for leaping in out of nowhere and assaulting Emma, for that you're gonna stay in here until I think of what I could do with you. Say what? You don't want to stay in here because you thought you saw a spider and you don't want it to climb on you when you're asleep? Well let me let you in on a little secret. . . . . . . I DON'T CARE! You deserve it, and I'm not gonna let you out. I don't give a DAMN whether you're afraid of creepy crawlies or not! I hope you suffer tonight when you go to bed. In fact, there IS no bed, you have to sleep on the floor. How does that make you feel? Upset? I hope it does, HAH! ASTALA BEASTA! I'M OUTTA HERE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!







                                                     9/28/2017 10:40 AM


  Come in, come in. He's right in here. Heeeeey, Enrique. How do you like your new cell? Now you can share quarters with Hook, how nice is that?


HAH! Just kiddin', and don't you DARE give me that 'I'm-not-talking-to-you-because-I-am-upset-with-you' look! YOU were the one who hurt ME, and a bunch of other people, especially Ariana! Do you know what you've done that it has cost you to be thrown into the Dungeon? Only the lowest of the low go here. I might daresay you're even more unstable than Hook! At least HE wasn't even a student. How could you do that to her? To me? Your own relative? And not to mention that I am your teacher! You gassed a teacher! What in the world, Enrique? Okay, here is the idea. Hook has already been in here for a week, there's no chance he'll be let out even until next month. And as for you? Well, I regret to say, you will be spending two months in here until you think about what you've done. And I NEVER! I SAY NEVER! Want to see that kind of gross repugnant crapshit in my school ever, ever, EVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS?! GOOD! I HOPE YOU SUFFER! YES I JUST SAID THAT! EAT SHIT!


YES YOU ARE GONNA EAT THIS! DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME INTO LETTING YOU OUT BY CREATING SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT HOW I AM BEING TRACKED DOWN BY A EN EVIL BADGUY! Anyway, it's good for your health. It's snake soup, AND YOU BETTER EAT IT! 'CUZ I'M NOT GONNA BE COMING BACK WITH DELICIOUS COCONUT PASTRIES AND CUPS OF HOT COCOA! Ooh, now I'm hungry. But anyway, eat it. Because that's all you get to have for a meal in the Dungeon, and remember, you only eat three times a day. No snacking, no treats, none of that shit you're allowed to do as a student in the school. And for you, Hook. . .


MUD SOOOOOUP!!!!!

Yes! Mud soup it is, and I know it looks disgusting, but hey. You're my prisoner, and you gotta eat whatever the hell I bring in here. Anyway, BBC news says mud might be good for your health. SO EAT IT! And while you're at it, I'll just go get myself a little something to feast on. Maybe a croissant, flavored cream cheese and apple butter!

Oh look, it's there! Munch, munch. . .are you guys jealous? HAH! I BET YOU ARE! BUH-BYYYYYEEE!!!!!!!!!!






10/7/2017 12:09 PM

THERE, THROW HIM IN THERE! Now, I have to lock the exit for now so no one can get out.

HAH! Now you can't get out, you idiot.

Don't you put this on me! I wasn't the one who crashed into my classroom and interrupted the class, then tried to get with my students without even apologizing! Here, eat this, you idiot!


Don't you DARE try to tell me to serve you something better! And you know something else? I don't care if you don't want to eat that. You're not getting anything else, you dung beetle! Hey, who's that?


What? You say his name is David and he's a prisoner because he tried to attack Mary Margaret? WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THIS TO MY GIRL STUDENTS?! THEY'RE ALWAYS SO VULNERABLE TO STUPID IDIOTIC PERVERTS LIKE DAVID AND THIS OTHER GUY! And you, guard, why the hell are you doing martial arts you fool?! You should be watching over these prisoners and making sure they don't escape, not wasting your time with a load of crap. Now, what is your name, new prisoner who crashed into my class and tried to get with Isabela and Kat?

Ramon? That's your name? Well, I think your name should be stupid-pervert-who-crashes-classes! And why the hell are you always wearing shades? You're not going to hide your identity, if that's what you think. Once someone steps inside SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD, I can immediately find out everything about them quicker than you can blink. And you, David.
 Don't you ever try to hurt Mary Margaret again, okay? She's NOT a toy for sexual harassment, you dumb turd! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class to teach. I can't be wasting my time with two doltish fools who are only interested in one thing that I care not to mention. Toodles, and enjoy your bug feast! Every last bite!