Dreamy Grotto

Psssst! It's me, your teacher! Listen very carefully and you have to be super quiet, which is very hard for me, but still, otherwise you might scare them away. Are you wondering who I am talking about? Well here's your answer. Your very own dreams.

You must be confused, but it's the truth. I recently just discovered a secret magical entrance to an enchanted, whimsical, secret, mysterious, and most magical place ever in the backyard garden of SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! It is called the Dreamy Grotto, well that's what I named it, BECAUSE I DISCOVERED IT FIRST! Oh oops! That was so close! That dream almost flew off. In fact, it's not only your dreams, it's everyone's dreams, even mine. Oh look! I see that dream I had that time where I was gobbling up a seven-foot sundae in a pancake and caramel land, oh those were some good dreams. Too bad I woke up. Then I made my stupid waiter actually go and make one for me, and it almost ended up smashing down on the school and demolishing it. HAH! Oh those were good times.

Oh that's the dreamcatcher, BFG. I was scared of him at first, but then I learned that he was just a Big Friendly Giant, and that's what I named him. I'm showing you this place because I trust you won't tell the other students about it, and you're probably wondering why I chose you of all people, but I just did, okay? Okay. So, I'm just saying, keep this secret to yourself until I am READY to explode it on everyone else. This place is too special and magical for just ANYONE to jump in. Got it? Okay I see that you got it. Let's leave before anyone notices that we're gone, because I am so important EVERYONE would notice that there was something wrong if I was missing. . . .