I'm returned!

HEY GUYS! It's me, your teacher! I'm finally back from my super long 2 month-long vacation. I also left because I didn't want to face Prince Zuko, I was too scared. But don't blame me, go call the teacher for help. Oh wait, I am the teacher. Well, besides that. I had an awesome time during my only-for-me trip. I went to SO many amazing places like Denmark, Hawaii, Disney World, Universal, etc. I even went to visit some family. They're actually pretty dysfunctional so I didn't stay for long, I hate them. It was like Around The World In 80 Days, HAH! I also got to see the Taj Mahal. And I went to see the legendary city of the tiny Makhunik people, and guess what? IT'S REAL! I should tell Ariana that her blood descends from such extraordinary little people. I even have some pictures of my vacay, wanna see? Here they are.   

This one was one I took in Denmark, I took a shot of this particular landscape with the church because it was so beautiful it made me cry. So natural and filled of wilderness, just amazing. I stayed in the countryside because I hate cities, too much unnatural technology-filled dung there. No offense, Denmarken people. In fact, I even rode my big white horse that almost looked like a unicorn or Pegasus through these lands. Her name is Destiny. She's beautiful. She runs out in the meadows but I will never tell you where because I don't want you looking for her and trying to ride on her, you bastard. You don't deserve her! Here are the others I took from the other places I visited.

 

This is Hawaii.

Whoops, I don't even remember taking that one. But just to say, the coconut coladas they give you there? Oh my precious God Jehovah, they are outstanding! I ordered like five every time. Aw man, if only the stupid loads of dung I have as waiters here knew how to make coladas like these. But they don't know shit, so yeah.  

This is Disney World of course, the Legend. I was taking this photo while the parade was going on. You should see Disney World during Christmas time, it's so magical!

Universal. I got a selfie of myself sampling two mega cups of butterbeer but I think I lost it. Too bad. Also, I took some pictures with my family but they were so rude they broke my camera because they didn't want me taking pictures of them. Assholes. Whatever, who needs them? I left shortly after that and framed them for a crime just to get the police over to their house to arrest them. I'm so glad I did that.

 

This is the Taj Mahal.

And last but not least, the most fascinating Makhunik city of Iranian dwarves. It's amazing. I loved it all. Well, that's all there is to it. I still have loads more but I don't have time to show them all. Anyways, this is most definitely not the last of my trips. I'm going on another one in two days, it's going to be my annual pre-Christmas vacation. What? No I'm not going to be patient for Winter Break, I do what I want, you freakin' godforsaken doofus! Besides, I'm also going on my OFFICIAL Christmas vacation four days after my return from my pre-Christmas vacation. So yeah, I'm really in my happy place right now. Now I gotta go rest for a couple of hours, I ate 10 chili dogs on that plane flight back here.