A late midnight snack. . . . . . .

Hey guys, I know it's late. But I am going to order a teeny-tiny something just to relax my nerves a bit. Hey, Tss! Waiter! WAITER! WAITER! 
 Oh yes, a little wine to calm me down. But that's not what I wanted you freak! Write this down: a nice bowl of orange honey chicken, a huge casket of extra-oily fries, two heart-attack burgers, don't forget to double the cheese! Oh, and the BIG size bowl of creamy clam chowder with extra clams, I wanna go a little seafoody tonight. Continuing--- wait a minute? Did you actually think I was done? No way, Jose! UGH! Horrible pun, Hurricane Jose is coming. Anyway, I need to shut up. I mean no I shouldn't, I need to finish my order. Next, a ginormous bowl of Chinese noodles, extra saucy, with---- OH! How about some of that Cuban noodles sopa (soup) that I like so much! Oh, and to finish it all off, one--- no, make it TWO Queso Fritos, a side of Masa Reales, and your biggest size of the ICEE POOOOOP!!!!!!! MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN, ASSHOLE! GO, GO, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

. . . . . . .Ugh, how long is it gonna take ya? I absolutely HATE the service here, so DAMN slow!

Oh, there you are you shitwit!


Mmmmmm, come to mama.

Aaaaaah, there we go. Nothin' else like a nice, midnight, snack. Wait a sec, did you actually think I was gonna share? NO WAY! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, BUSTER! GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!