This is SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD'S hospital, if one of the students has been hurt, they are taken over here to be healed. No one is hurt in the moment, so no one's here. Medicines are used such as tiger lily juice and things like that. Look around if you want, if your hurt, scream help!
This is the special medicine they use if you have a sore throat, it looks like orange gelatine, and it's shiny. But it tastes horrifying, give it a try, and tell me what you think about it.
See it? It's called Barpus.
Oh Anna, Anna, Anna. She's better and so is Loki, they both can be in the test that is approaching.
WHAT IN GRIMM'S NAME HAPPENED HERE, DO YOU KNOW? Oh my gosh, I can't say this, but, THOR ODINSON IS DAGAMED!!!!!!!!!!!! Hermione is actually crying, she is constantly visiting him every single day because she loves him, and so does he. Oh Hermione, please don't cry, there will be some way to fix this.
Yes there will, don't say no! There is ALWAYS a way no matter what you think, ALWAYS, DO NOT SAY NEVER AND DO NOT SAY NO, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is Hermione, her foot doesn't feel very well. The doctors are doing their best to help her foot, but nothing seems to help, it's just getting worse and worse everyday.
Hermione, why are you doing ballet when you have a foot ache?
9/6/2017
Arwen, what are you doing here? Why are you in the hospital wing?
And why are you naked? Can someone pah-lease tell me what is going on here?
What happened to your arms? They look terrible!
Aragorn, would you tell me why Arwen is bruised so badly? She looks like she's got bruises from someone trying to grab her arms. Look at those purple finger marks. Aragorn, I swear if you don't tell me why Arwen is hurt so badly, I'll send you to Detention. Now make fast and tell me.
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Hey, don't stop him from telling me what's wrong. IF A STUDENT IS HURT, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE HURT! NO ONE CAN KEEP ANYTHING FROM ME IN THIS SCHOOL OR THEY'LL GET PUT IN DETENTION, EXPELLED, OR KILLED! And believe me, I've done it before loads of times. There's nothing to stop me from doing it to you too. So spill your guts or I'll have to end you.
WHAT?! Are you saying Legolas did this to you? But why in the name of my grandfather's bloody poop would he do that?
So he tried to take your arm and pull you to him, but you were pulling the other way because you were trying to get away from him? That's crazy! Who would ever want to get away from Legolas? WHOOPS! YEESHEEDOODLEE! I mean, I would certainly want to because it's not like I like him and I want to be with him but I won't tell you because it's against my own rules. That's totally the silliest thing I've ever heard! Heheheh. . . But anyways, if Legolas did this, then I have to say that it wasn't his fault.
Don't you slash your sword at me, Aragorn. This was not in any way Legolas's fault. He was only trying to take Arwen by the hand, and she pulled away. It's her fault that she got those marks in the first place. Now here, take this.
Apply this to the parts where she's injured once each morning and once each night. About a tablespoon. If you'll excuse me now, I have to go. Please take care of her well, Aragorn. I beg of you.
9/18/2017 10:42 AM
Guys, I'm here in the hospital wing right now, resting. I don't feel good. Just don't look at me, I look terrible. Oh, I have a little secret. Whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances tell the other students. The Demogorgon, the monster I have kept locked up in the Forbidden Room hurt me badly when I tried to fight it back into its cage. Just, just make sure no one finds out. No one else innocent needs to get hurt. Please. . .pray for me. . .
9/20/2017 12:24 PM
Hey guys, I see you came to pay me a visit. Well actually, it's good news. I've only been lying in bed for 2 days, and the doctor said my wound is healing up but I'm not strong enough to move yet. But I don't care, I feel fine! Just get me a wheelchair and get me out of this hellhole. Oh, you don't know how to find the--- UGH! Never mind. NUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is this? What the hell are you wearing? JESUS WENT TO THE TOILET AND TRIPPED AND FELL IN AND POOPED ON SATIN'S CHAMOMILE! PUT ON A FREAKING COAT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS A SCHOOL YOU LOAD OF CRAPOLA! Ugh, God. Why don't these stupid assistants get the friggin' meaning of PG? Okay, good. And don't you ever wiggle that gross booty in front of me again! Now go get me a wheelchair. . . . . . .
WHAT is taking so long? GET YOUR STUPID DUMB LARD ASS OVER HERE! GOD! Okay, she's got me in the wheelchair. I'm ready to go now. Oh, and go easy on me, I haven't been up for a-----HEY I SAID GO EASY ON ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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. . . . . . .What in the hell don't you comprehend about going easy, you groupie!? Now look what you did to me, I think I sprained something and now I can't get up because of you, you disgusting lowlife! Oh God, just get me off the floor and back in that wheelchair, I NEED TO GET SOME STUDENTS FROM THE AIRPORT! HURRY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9/27/2017 11:09 AM
Well guys, looks like I'm back in here again. All sick and ill and frustrated again. Now my blood pressure is higher than ever, and they discovered a toxin piece of something from that mini smoke bomb Enrique dropped inside of me. They say I will have to undergo surgery. I'm afraid guys, please comfort me. I never knew Enrique would take it to this extent. I mean, kidnapping Ariana? What is wrong with him? Who does that? I just don't get it. Why is he so into her and all those other girls? That's a problem, and do you know what it is called? Stalking. I always just thought it was a little crush he had on them, and now it's a full-on rollercoaster of crazy mad infatuation! Oh God, I just need to pray for Ariana, and hope he isn't doing anything too savage to her. We will find them, and when we do, we're keeping Ariana safe and figuring out what we can do with Enrique. I can't expel him, or his family would kill me and sue SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD. But I can't let him stay either. Oh wait! Light bulb! When I find him, I'm tossing him into the Dungeon where he belongs! Great idea, great idea. Okay, now, back to sleep. (Snoozing) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . . . . .
10/6/2017 12:05 PM
Hey there, nurse. I'm just here to check on one of my students, she's badly injured. Can you let me in, please?
And there you go again, you smelling fart-bag shit-ass! I TOLD ALL THE NURSES AND WAITERS LIKE A MILLION TIMES OVER AND A MILLION TIMES AGAIN: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO WEAR REVEALING SKIMPY STUFF AT THIS SCHOOL WITHOUT MY SAY-SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET THE CRAP-HELL OUT OF HERE AND MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE, YOU DOLTISH FOOL!
Now, where is Arwen?
ARWEN, YOU BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY OKAY, MY DEAREST STUDENT! LOOK AT YOUR ARMS, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE BRUISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE HOW HAPPY ARAGORN IS! But, you might still feel a bit queasy, so I suggest you take just one more shot of medicine and you shall be good to go.
Here you go, this should be the last shot for you. Oh Arwen, I'm so glad you're feeling great again. WHOOPS! Almost forgot to mention, we're about to have gymnastics class. How would you like to attend?
Good! Now let's GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Guys, it's been like 3 years since I said that crap up there and don't expect me to ever be that nice again because it will NEVER happen AGAIN! Also, Johnny brought Alex to the infirmary like I asked him to. She's going to be here for perhaps a few hours, she just needs rest, medical treatment, and medicine. She'll probably need some sleep as well because she landed on a rock and hurt her back, but I'm sure she won't be paralyzed. Johnny, put her there on that bed.
Yeah, there. Alright, there you go, Alex. You feeling okay after that incident in Flying Class? Well, it's not my fault you feel that way. SUCK IT!
Yeah, I'll just leave you to it. That better not be a cigar, because if it is then I will BEAT YOU UP! Okay, TEACHER OUT!
I hope no one's hurt, sorry that I'm so paranoid
ReplyDeleteI have something to tell you, one of my friends went on a trip to Africa and found themselves face to face with a Fruit bat, it had caught Ebola. So, as usual, that friend got the Ebola and she is now in a hospital, the doctors are doing their best to help her.
ReplyDeleteCaprica, caprico! I didn't say that guys, it's embarrassing, I did NOT just say that. Please tell me I didn't, it's just so-o-o-o-o embarrassing, I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI need tons of medicine, guys. I'm feeling so sick and weak. :(
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