Room of Requirement

                                                           

         

                                                                 9/29/2017 9:58 AM

(Running in) (Stops) (Panting very heavily) Guys, (COUGH!) (WHEEZE!) I came as fast as I could. Sorry if you came here before me and was late, I was on my way here but got stopped when I smelled a delicious aroma of cake coming from the kitchens. Anyways, I wanted to tell you. I got it wrong. The news was that something was coming, it was just a warning. That another person would crash into SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD from another realm, it was Kili. But who cares? Kili can be a little loony sometimes. Wendy, what are you doing here? Did you come to investigate too?

 

Alright then, just stay behind me. If anything pops out, I will---- let you fight it for me. Sorry, I knew you thought I was about to say it the other way around, but I don't wanna die, sooooo yeah. That sums THAT up. Also, the Room of Requirement doesn't have a door, it only opens up on the worst cases when you seriously need to get out, like to use the bathroom or something. Which I actually have to by the way.  

Sorry if I completely disgusted you, but it's true, I'm about to burs-----

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(COUGH!) (COUGH!) (COOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!) Wendy, EGH! Are you EGH! Okay? EEEEEEEGH!!!! Wendy?

Who the hell is THAT?! Wendy, where are you? There's some freaky dude staring right at me, I need a knife. Wendy?

OH NO, HE IS AFTER WENDY! SOMEONE STOP HIM! I CAN'T RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M ORDERING PIZZA ONLINE!

WHAT IN CHRIST'S SAKE DID YOU JUST SAY?! YOU WANNA FORCEFULLY MARRY WENDY?! AFTER CRASHING ON TOP OF HER AND BEING IN CONTACT FOR 5 SECONDS?! GET THE HELL OUT! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, YOU MONSTROSITY! AT LEAST KILI HAD RESPECT! HE WARNED US OF YOU! YOU ARE A THREAT TO SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! GET OUT, GET OUT I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! 

Bucky, what the freak-damn are you doing here? I can solve my own problems, and YOU ARE NOT HELPING! MAGIC IS NOT THE SOLUTION RIGHT NOW, I DON'T HAVE A POTION VIAL ALONG WITH MYSELF TO KNOCK OUT THIS CREEP! LOOK, HE'S TAKING WENDY AWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Say what? You are looking for a girl by the name of Caitlin? Oh shut up! Get your unhelpful fat ass out of here, you lazy shit junkyard crapfest! WENDY, I'M COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS A SWORD! SOMEONE HELP, THIS DEMENTED GONZO IS THREATENING ME WITH A BLADE! HE IS GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (P.S guys, note again, that person he is standing next to is not me, it's Hook. And don't ask because I don't know how the hell he got out of prison.) AND SPEAKING OF THAT, SOMEONE GET THE SERIAL KILLER HOOK BACK IN THE DUNGEON BEFORE HE GOES AFTER EMMA SWAN! AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM PRESSING THE ALARM BUTTON! ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASSISTANT, GET THE ALAAAAAAAAAAARM!!!!!!!!!!! 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?! THE CRAZE RELEASED A MONSTER ANIMAL ON ME! HELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOK, BUCKY, STOP THE CRAZE! HE'S TAKING WENDY AWAY! AND I'M BEING TAKEN AWAY BY THIS HUGE CATASTROPHIC CAT! AND MY PIZZA NEVER CAME! I NEED TO REMEMBER TO SUE THOSE GUYS! ANYWAY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









10/20/2017 2:32 PM

OKAY! I SENSED TENSION AND CAME AS FAST AS I COULD! Plus, I brought my half-sister's step-daughter, Eriu.

She's the one with red hair, and those two others aren't me whatsoever. They're just some helpers, or guards, if you want to say. Their names NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHERE IS THIS BURGLAR?!

YAAAAAAA, HE HAS FIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE A RUN FOR IT, GUYS! WE WILL GET RID OF THIS BURGLAR, BUT CERTAINLY NOT ME! I HATE ANYTHING THAT BURNS! Except for fried chicken. NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you guys screaming at?! Go get him and give your dearest teacher a 5-minute head start to get away. You guys can distract him and use yourselves as bait while I make a run for it, agreed?
 OH NO! HE'S GOT ERIU! SOMEONE SAVE HERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 OH NO, HE'S MOVING IN TO KISS HER! I SAID STOP HIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh. . .I'm so. . . .dizzy. . . .falling. . . .asleep.