Elizabeth's room

Hey you guys, I decided to install a room for my niece, Elizabeth. You may have remembered her from Mythology class when Legolas tried to impale her with his arrow. She wants to stay at the school now, which I totally don't understand. She's had a couple near death experiences, don't you think? HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I probably shouldn't laugh at that, but I find things funny that others may not. Now, what do you think of the room? Isn't it just wonderful?

Now THAT is what I like to call a luxury room. Look at it, it's so big! There's even a door right there to the left that probably leads somewhere else, and another open door over there in the corner next to the bed! Well, like I said, I'm so awesome because I always build this kind of amazing stuff. Now, for the big surprise. ELIZABEEETTTHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, Elizabeth. There's something I would like to show you.

I know, it's so wonderful! And by the way, that guy there is not me. That's Commodore Norrington, just one of my assistants. Well Elizabeth, it's all your's. And you don't have to worry about Legolas bothering you anymore. There's a key to this room that I'm entrusting you with, so you can also have it and go in and out when you please. Also so you can lock it from Legolas. Here you go.
        Oh, and if you're going to ask about the second key, that's for me. I can come in here whenever I please because nothing can be kept from me. The entire school grounds all belongs to me. Everything here, MIIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Just remember, don't let Legolas in. OKAY?!
 Elizabeth, is something wrong with you? You aren't keeping something from me, right?

Okay, good. No one is allowed to keep any secrets from me, and I think I've mentioned that before a million times. Just not in front of you. That's my very first and main rule at SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD. Understand? Okay. Well, bye! Hope you enjoy your newly-installed room!




10/8/2017 1:44 PM

Hey, Elizabeth. I just felt like coming here to comfort myself by seeing my niece. So how are you ---

Elizabeth, who is that? He looks awfully familiar.


Wait, is that --- are my eyes --- is he ---

If my eyes aren't deceiving me, I'd say that you were just snogging --- OH MY GOD! YOU WERE SNOGGING LEGOLAS, WEREN'T YOU?! BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! HE ALMOST TRIED TO KILL YOU! AND WHY IS HIS HAIR DIFFERENT?!

YOU GUYS, STOP SMOOCHING EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON!

Don't you dare run away from me, Ms. I-have-a-secret-relationship-that-I-hid-from-everyone! I WANT EXPLANATIONS RIGHT THIS MINUTE! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Oh you're darn right. You're going to explain everything or I'm demolishing and taking down your room and you won't be able to live here anymore! YOU GOT THAT?!

Uh-uh, that's right. I can do that, and I would do that. So start. Talking.

I SAID. STOP. SNOGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, are you actually serious right now? You knew him even BEFORE you came to SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD?! Then why didn't you say anything? I wouldn't have gotten mad, you know. This is why you have to tell me things in advance, so I don't get mad. Listen, I'm sorry I yelled. If you guys have known each other for a long time, then just be together. At least it's not like the whole Eomer situation.

Don't ask. Well, I guess I'm okay with this whole thing now that I know everything. I guess I'll be going now, I've got some things to do. Bye!