S'up guys, welcome to the newly installed lounge for teachers (heh, I'm the only one) and assistants ONLY! No students allowed, you guys have a MILLION other rooms and places to adventure out in. Oh, and remember that Emma is a principal so she is allowed to come in here. Leave this one to us, okay? OKAY? Got it? Good. I'm so excited, now I can come in here and cool off whenever I like to after I've had one of those crazy insufferable days with you guys. WOW! They even have a cute little coffee maker, and a refrigerator with frozen strudels and pies. Oh, and some nice little cozy, homey sofas with a coffee table. Likin' this better and better the second. Well, you saw it, now GO! Before I make up a reason to send you to Tickle Detention. . .
Hey Emma, I see you dropped by for some coffee or a tart or somethin'. Well, you just enjoy your break, I'll go finish some papers I have to grade back in my office. Toodles!
10/19/2017 11:20 AM
Okay, I made it! What did I miss?
What? You say I need to hurry up and get some doughnuts before they're all gone? WELL TELL THOSE STUPID ASSISTANTS TO STOP EATING! THEY DON'T DESERVE THAT FOOD, THEY ARE BELOW ME! EVEN THE FOOD IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM, THE FOOD IS HIGHER THAN THEM! TELL THEM TO STOP IN AN INSTANTLY! I'M THE ONE WHO DESERVES ALL THOSE DOUGHNUTS! NOT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT DOWN THOSE KOLACKYS RIGHT NOW YOU MENTALLY DISTURBED FITFUL BROKEN-MINDED INTERMITTENT SPASMODIC DOPE-DEAD FOOL! I warned you once, don't make me warn you again. I'm telling you! Don't make me take out my gun. Okay, last chance, buster. Will ya take it or not? I GUESS YOU WON'T!
Okay, he's dead. I'm good now. This lounge is free of his pitiful pathetic existence.
What? Don't feel bad for him, Jennifer. It's his own fault he's dead. He violated my respect by purposefully taking the food when he knew that assistants aren't even close to deserving those doughnuts. They're not even in the ballpark, no offense to you. He's in Heaven anyway. So forget him, he's gone. No one will notice the difference. Okay, so what do we have here?
Okay, I'm not gonna eat too much because I'm not that famished. I just ate some of these crullers back in swimming class. I just wanted to come to say hi. But if I come back and find that they're all gone, you will be sorry. So make a wise choice. Okay, I have another class comin' up so BYE!
If I catch one of you guys in here, you're DEAD! Dead I say!
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