Theater

 8/17/2015 5:13 PM

 This is the Theater! Where we usually have our shows, musicals, plays, theatrical numbers, and concerts. And by the way, we are practicing for the grand play we are going to have here soon in four months, it is going to be Cinderella! Isn't that amazing? We usually start practicing early so we can be all prepared before it actually begins, and everybody's parents are going to be there! Whoo! So anyway, everybody has a part in the play, I even got Mozart himself to conduct the music (Tchaikovsky didn't mind). So Mozart, how is it going over there?

And the others are practicing their dancing moves over there, see? 

Is that confetti, Collins? Wow, you are in the festive mood! 

Pwahwa! Landon! Hilarious!

Wait, who is that? Jane? Is that you? Oh my gosh, your costume totally ROCKS! And the dancing moves, OMG! SUPER-DE-DUPER AWESOME BRILLIANT!  

Loki, you are great!

Erm! RADIANT! 

So, we chose who will be Cinderella, Clara herself. 

Of course I think you are pretty enough to be Cinderella! And anyway, change and show me yourself in your design of what you are going to wear as your costume for the play. 

You look very good in that, Clara, perfect for the character in the show! The others probably have their clothes already. But just in case you think this is not nice-looking at the last moment, tell me right away, okay? Okay. And can you show me who will be the stepsisters?

Well, that is----wait, what? I have to be losing my marbles, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THOR AND WENDY? YOU GOT THOR AND WENDY TO BE THE STEPSISTERS?! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU'VE GAHAHAT TO BE KIDDING MEHEHEHEEHEEEEE!!!!!!!! OHOHOHO I AM GONNA DIE! TEE-HEE-HEE! Wait, don't tell me, who is the Fairy Godmother?

Oh well, if it is a surprise, then I understand, clearly I do. Well anyway guys, REHEARSE THE SHOW! 

8/21/2015     8:08 PM 

 Hey guys, I wanted you to know that we need to rehearse the Cinderella show again, alright? Alright. But first get dressed!

Jane, please stop crying. For Pete sake, get over it.

Is everybody ready? Okay, begin. 

Oh-heeh-hee! I have to restrain my-heh-self from laughing! It is just so funny! Tee-hee-hee! L-oho-ki as Lady Tremaine, haheehee! I hope no one heard mee-hee!  

CUT! Great acting guys! Whoah, sheesh, look at the time, 9:50 PM. Everybody, go to bed, now! We have a big schedule tomorrow! Quick! Hop-skotch, ananano, go to bed, now!

Hello, everybody. I was thinking about starting a new play. Can you guess what it is? It is PRINCESS AND THE PEA! Doesn't that sound great? Anyway, I already chose who I want the princess to be. It is going to be Hermione.

Yes, it is going to be you, Hermione. First put on this dress.

Alright, you can come out now.

Hermione, you look wonderful. So here is a script of what I want you to say. Alright? Alright. Start right now.

Good, good, I think you would do very well. So the prince, well, the prince happens to be Thor. And the queen will be----

Wait a minute, you want to be the queen, Clara? Okay, that is fine with me. And the page that stood by the princess will be Harry.

Oh come on, Harry. What are you upset about? You should be happy you are part of the play. Anyway, I found a perfect dress for Hermione, she is in the dressing room trying it out. I decided the black one was too modern for a play like with princes and princesses. Oh look, there is Hermione!

My god, Hermione, you look so beautiful.

Um, Harry? This is not Heaven, you know.

8/25/2015 11:45 AM 

Guys! The students just told me that they finished a play of their own called Gunsmoke Kiowa, they say that Erm got the part of the main character Melissa Vail and is now playing for her. They also say that it was a surprise for me, oh how sweet, they worked so hard to do this whole play for me, they are such nice students.

What? You say the play is starting right now? Oh gosh! I need to get a seat, where, where, WHERE?! Oh. There.

 

Wonderful performance! Wonderful! Absolutely, oh I just loved it! THAT WAS THE HIT! I LOVED IT! 

10/5/2017 12:07 PM

Hey guys, sorry about the Theater. It won't be open for a little while. Something went wrong when we were performing Star Wars and the whole place got blasted. Too bad, we were actually getting ready to start training for a new play. So to sum it all up, the message is: do not go in here until the theater is fixed. Thank you. Bye!

       
 

10/13/2017 12:29 PM 

Hey guys, I have something to say. Today is Friday the 13th, and it's October! HAH, get it? It's like so iconic and creepy, because of the movie 'Friday the 13th'. Now, that's not what I came here for. I have some amazing news! The theater is finally done being repaired after our little Star Wars incident. But, now that we can finally go back to using it, I have a little something to discuss with Arwen. So Arwen, did you complete your project of singing 'Think of Me' like I asked you to?

Okay, that's good. Can you show me a taste of your finished work and talent?

Arwen, listen to me. Everything is going to be fine. Don't be shy, that's not good. If you're scared of something so small as being on the stage, then you'll never be able to accomplish getting over your bigger fears that are more dangerous in the future. Now come on, do this. I promise you, you won't mess up. 

WHAT?! Isabela and Brie want to sing? Why didn't they just say so before? Let me bring out my audition stand. ISABELA, BRIE, GET IN HERE! Sorry Arwen, I guess you won't be singing after all. I understand you're too shy, but it's fine. ISABELA, BRIE! NOW!

Finally, you're here. I called two times. Now, is it true that you want to sing instead of Arwen and that you have songs of your own to sing? Well then, show me. Isabela first.

Isabela, that was WONDERFUL! YOU'RE AN AMAZING SINGER, GIRL! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?! I WOULD'VE LET YOU SING IN PLACE OF ARWEN! THAT SONG IS SO CATCHY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WROTE IT YOURSELF! Alright, now your turn Brie.

(SNIFFLE) That was so. Sad. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH YOU GIRLS HAD TOLD ME THAT YOU (SOB!) HAD SUCH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE! YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE BOTH IN! Now leave me to (SOB! SNIFFLE) cry.