Nursery

           Sue is in the nursery, she loves these colorful pencils I gave her to draw with.

     Don't they look cute? I know they are, now, let's get back to the classes, we don't have time.





      Well, it's been a long time since I visited the nursery, do you want to play with Sue, Reed?

WHY NOT, REED, WHY NOT?! Sorry for all the yelling, but why not? She is a cute, adorable, little girl who is kind hearted and always is willing to give in her toys to you, and your still not grateful. Anyway, I heard she plays weird games with you where she calls you Topati, is that why you don't want to play with her? I have a funny one, here comes the bride, she will arrive and kiss Topati, they will become husband and wife forever, they will promise to take care of themselves, that will be the end of the conversation!

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SO FUNNY I CAN BARELY SPEAK! Topati is embarrassed, Topati is embarrassed, Topati is embarrassed, Topati is embarrassed! HUM! HUM! HUM! HUM!
Guys, LAUGH! LAUGH! Don't watch this, it's not for LAUGH! LAUGH! Your age.





Honestly, children. I told Reed that Prom was going to be tonight, so he wanted to go. But I told him that he's too young to go to it, and he had a total meltdown. I mean really, we're being serious here. Reed knows he's somewhere in his fives and sixes, but he's acting like this is his life! I've never met a child this stubborn, I told him that's it! And of course, he knocked me down and ran off in tears. I followed him, and you know what next? You know? He bumped into someone familiar along the way, it was Sue carrying her teddy bear in a red wagon. Guess what she said, guess, guess! Hah! She said that he's her hero and that she's going to Prom with him because she overheard the talk, and you know what happened next, he screamed out NOOOO! AHAHAHAHA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST, THE BEST THING, THE MOST HILARIOUS I'VE SEEN-IN MY, MY, MY ENTIRE-HAHA! LIFE! I better tell this story to the other students!

Hey guys, are you having fun at this little prom of yours? Oh, you turned on Eine Kleine Nachtumsik, I remember that song, I used to play it on the piano.

Pam, pum, pam, pum, pam, pum, pam, pee, too! See, ca, to, ba, see, to, choo, pee, la! 

Come with us and sing along!  Look Reed, if you are not going to be enjoying then maybe I'll give you a chance to prom, but NO! IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT YOU ARE SO MEAN AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH SUE! I'll show ya, I am a fortune teller, sometime, when you two grow up, you'll marry no matter what, I can tell, YES I CAN! EUROPIA, GEGOPIA!

It's Sue's birthday! Perfect, I invited one more person to her birthday, his name is Jaguar Paw. Here he comes!

Reed, say hi.

Well, at least a smile is good enough, now you say hi, Sue. 

And is THAT a greeting you give a newcomer? Huh, hmm, is it?

A-ha, I can see that Jaguar Paw has a love affair with Sue, isn't that right?

TEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

9/29/2017 7:51 AM

Well Eglantine seems to be having a good time, she's currently resting. 

Whoops, your little fake toy beak broke. Don't worry, I can fix it, sweetie pie. Just wait a minute while I take out my tools, while I do that you can play with these. 

Guess what they are? (Drum roll) SHOPKIIIINS!!!!! Yep, that's right. I went to hell and back to get these--- whoops, language in front of a baby. I meant, it was really difficult and time-sucking to collect these last rare kinds from a guy I know who runs a stupid gift shop somewhere off in another place. Anyways, just play with them. You will LOVE them I can guarantee you. Oh and here is your beak. Bye, love you, sweetheart! Kisses! :)