Cafeteria

FINALLY! The cafeteria is open! See, I told you guys, it would be open! Wait a minute, oh no, everyone's bursting in! RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN! Well everybody seems satisfied, they are buying themselves food already. Whoa Anna, I don't think you'll be able to eat all that by yourself, at least let me have a bite. BITE! MUNCH, MUNCH. Mmmmm, that sandwich tastes better than it looks! 

I know it's great, everything here is great, I myself think they opened it a a bit too early.

Is that Anna I see loading her mouth with chocolate? Or is that Elsa smelling out her nose?

Well they're having a good time indeed!

Here comes Erm, she wants to eat, too. Wait, you guys think she shouldn't eat? People, she is a human being, she ALSO wants to eat, what do you think? Come here Erm, feast on whatever you like, we have much to spare. 

  

So I see you like chicken, hmm? Well, then have it, I think my favorite is chicken, too. But, na, candy is my favorite, it's like so good it manipulates you into eating it. Have anything you think you should have for dessert, I don't mind and I won't judge.

I can see everybody is offering themselves a feast, well, I don't think that's bad, because really, I think they're extra hungry after Ballet, not to mention all those turns and moves and stops they had to do, plus the stretching. 

2/17/2015/  Lunch Time, - Who's ready for some food. . . . .

You are Erm, okay, I knew it, wait Erm, stop, don't swallow that berry too quickly, IT'S GIANT. . . . .

Okay, you've done it, oh Erm, don't ever do that again, you scared me, first I'd thought you choke, anyway, look at you, you don't even look good.  .  .  . .

2/18/2015 

I forgot to tell you guys this but, we have someone who cooks everything you guys eat in the cafeteria, guess who?

Our Smiley Face worker, it works here and makes all the feast s

4/12/2015 

Hermione? You aren't going to get anything from the cafeteria? Oh, you mean you cook your food, not take it from other places, well that's clever. 

What is it you want, Violet? You want the cafeteria employees to cook Pasta Puttanesca? Okay, wait a minute, that Count Olaf guy that was stalking you and your siblings is one of the employees, that's weird, I never hired him, probably he hired himself, BWAHWAHWAAAAA!!!!

Who wants pancakes and waffles with syrup and a hot mug of milk and cocoa? It's cooking, guys!

Wow, you're hungry, Hermione!

What are those, mini chocolate cakes? Yummy, they look tasty!

Well, the teachers and assistants also need food, right? Ooh, what have we got here? Pastries, I love them, they're one of my favorite desserts.

Yeah, some chocolate whipped cream will do! Oh, cookies, I love them, too.

Especially Oreo cookies, now, what else do we have?

Beignets, what a delight! GASP! And they've got. . .

. . .Twinkies! And they've got little mini adorable white cakes, COOOOOOL!

Cinnamon rolls and rice cakes? No way!

Mmm, delicious! Wait a minute, I didn't realize that I might get fat, but sweets must go with a sweet beverage, right? Cappuccino, please!

Okay, okay, that's BURP! quite enough for me, I should eat no more. . .

Mmm, that looks pretty tasty. What is that, Constanze? Funnel cake? It looks like it. Also, you are at the top of the list of people with the biggest appetites in SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD!

Didn't I promise lunch before Botany class, guys? I --- Holy Mother of God's Grandpa twice removed! Would you look at that coconut cream pie? 

And it's big! Of course, this if for me. You students can purchase anything you would like for yourself from this cafeteria! Oh, you know that already, don't you? I forgot, I have a bad memory. Heh!

Hey, Jean-Camille. I'm glad you came, I was waiting for you. Can you come out of the --- you know what? Never mind? Forget that. Do whatever you want. What the---

Whoa, Camille, that's a huge cake! I don't think you can handle that --- Nah, whatever. Forget it.

9/6/2017 2:11 PM

Okay, I see everybody is eating up already. It's funny how you guys always get here before me. That's REALLY funny. Considering I used to be on cross country, I could run ten mi---- you know what?I'm not gonna lie shit and upset you guys with fake stories. Okay, okay, MAYBE I was the fat kid at the back of the team. But who cares? I'm HUNGRY, PEOPLE! BRING IN THE FOOD!  

What the--- where did all these people come from? Arguing about who's gonna have the last Butterfinger bar? That's so incredibly stupid! Are people secretly coming in and thinking that I won't notice that they aren't one of the students? Egh, never mind. I'm too lazy to get off my fat-ass to tell them to go away, I'll just let them stay and become pupils here

This dude right here definitely loves to eat his greens, that is why he is so fit. But he is not one of the students, his name is Moose and HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE! GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

KILI, BOMBUR, THE WHATS-HIS-NAME, DON'T LAUGH WHILE YOU'RE EATING! YOU WILL CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

OKAY! I FRIGGIN' UNDERSTAND YOU WANT POTATOES, GO GET THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooh, that was a cool trick! Care for some fries, Sam? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see you like watermelon, Eleven. Me too! 

Hermione, whoa, that's a full plate of Chocolate Crust-wrapped Truffles! 

Ron you fatty stupid fool

MIKE! Be careful, you choked on your milk! Drink slower and more carefully, you could DIE you know

Ew, is that fishticks with custard? Was is it with you people and your disgusting food habits?

Ugh, I need to get something for myself too . . .

MMMMMMM, IT TASTES SOOOO YUMMY! 

HEY BRITNEY, YOU PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW! THAT CAKE IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, waiter. 

AND CHURROS, WACKA-WACKA!

Oh, and just let me pour myself a drink of coke to wash it all down

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!

I'm sorry, my bad. I should have kept it in but couldn't. HAH! I'M GLAD I DISGUSTED YOU!

9/26/2017 11:03 AM

Hey guys, it's time for lunch. Whoever's hungry can just grab and go, or stay and eat here. If you want to though, you can cook for yourself.

Oh hey, Tauriel. I see you've gone to the hairstylist. Brown is a good hair color for you, actually. So whatcha eating there?

Ooh, that looks so delectable. But, I thought you didn't like cheese. Wait a minute, is that --- oh, yeah. It's imitation cheese. Sorry, made a mistake.



10/5/2017

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! LUNCH TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, sorry guys. I got overly excited. I've been so hungry but all I could do was sit around and teach while my belly was rumbling like CRAZY!!!!!!! Now, let's see what I could order for myself. Ooh, this looks good.

Well, well. What is it we have here? Yeah, this could surely do. But just this cake won't be enough. I'M STARVING AND ALSO THIRSTY! You know what would go nice with this? A big mug of confetti cupcake birthday cake milkshake!
 NO, IT HAS TO HAVE AN OREO! IT HAS TOOOO!!!!!!

There we go, that's much better. And a plate of churros, one of my favorite foods.

And a mocha to satisfy myself, because that milkshake wasn't enough.
 That's good. BURP! Now, let's go see what my students are doing right now.

Whoa, Cerise. Slow down. No one's going to take that from you, don't worry. Don't eat too fast or you'll choke, and no one would want that.

I can see Daring skipped right away to dessert. Guess he's not a big fan of dinner. But I surely am.

BUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT, BYE!!!!!!!!!!

10/18/2017 1:40 PM

YAHOO! Lunch time, people! So what's on the menu today, eh?

I know you are, so am I. Does no one care about me? I'm the most important person here. I would be the last to die from starvation in this school, in fact if I would die SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD would be taken down, because I DON'T TAKE SUBSTITUTES! UGH! Okay, now let's see what foods we have here.

Ooh, is that a Cappuccino? Nice choice, Camila. You DO look pretty tired.

Coffee? You too? Seriously? And what is that? Decaf? Ugh. Fine, whatever. You people get sick from that shambolic caffeine. I'm gonna get myself a REAL lunch.

Whoa, Emma, I can see you're very hungry today. How much are gonna eat?

Emma, no. Eating a lot is only MY thing. And so is eating fatty and cholesterolic.  

Ugh, Hook? Someone? Do something about this. She's gonna get fat, if she doesn't stop I'm sending her to the Basketball Court to do some rounds and shoot some baskets just to burn those calories. 

Hook, stop eating and help me out here!


Nancy no, I don't need your sass. Oh, is that Kili there looking at you? Because I can assure you that is not me there.
 

What are you guys talking about? Oh no. Don't tell me! Kili is asking you out for the Anniversary Ball? Right now? While eating? That's stupid! I mean no it's not, say yes, Nancy! Say yes!


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID NO?! BUT NANCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T PROCESS THIS! I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kili, are you okay? Kili?


Oh no he's not! NANCALIA KAREN JEWEL WHEELER! HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're PUNISHED! Kili has done SO much for you and he has been SO nice, yet you can't do ONE favor for him! Who the hell were you planning to go out with anyway? Jonathan? Because I think that's the stupidest, lowest choice you could make! GET OUT OF MY FACE!


I said GET OUT! It's too late to apologize anyway, Kili has run off. GET OUT! 

Yes, that's right. You get out of here, you stupid selfish greedy egoistic retarded vegetable cheese-foot! Someone help me, I'm melting from sadness because my soul feels so bad for sexy Kili---- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER SAID THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE GET ME TWO LARGE CAKES AND A GINORMOUS SHAKE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I'm good now. I'M GONNA FAINT! (PLOP!) I fell. Now I'm falling into a sleep. . . . . . .







                                                                2/16/2018 12:46 PM


HEY-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Hey my friends, I just recovered from the hospital because of that attack that that stupid frozen freak ambushed me with his army. By the way, his name is Philippe and he is disowned son of Louis because he tried to get with his fiancee which is very disgusting because if you think about it even though Anna is Philippe's age and WAY too young for Louis, he is trying to get with his future mom. I kicked out Philippe and his stupid army into the Wastelands, but my assistants told me that right before they left after throwing them in, they heard them give out a threat saying they would be back to avenge their girls. They said Cierra and Anna were not safe. I mean, what the hell is THAT supposed to mean? Anyways, it's lunch time, stupid! AND I'M HUNGRY! WHAT THE HELL IS IN STORE?! I'm craving ice cream sandwiches today, I don't know why. 

Oh thanks you guys! I can see that my assistants are already fixing up some ice cream sandwiches for me because they're so used to the fact that if they don't I will kill them.

Mmmmm, thank you!

Yeah I can see you're excited for some food, Cierra! Now what would you like, hon? We have cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc. Choose anything you like, girl.

What the, WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU EATING MY ICE CREAM CONE YOU STUPID CRAP-ASS DUNG ANIMAL DROPPING-INFESTED DUMBASS CRINGEY-POOP LUMP OF SHIT-CRAP-DUNG-FECES IMBECILE CREEP?! DROP THAT THIS INSTANT! LOOK AT YOU, TURNING RED AND WHITE YOU FREAK!








Oh hey Charlotte, I see you dropped in for a snack. You sure look hungry. I'm probably gonna get myself something too.