BOOM! HELLO THERE! 
Hey COME ON GUYS! Why are you SCARED? Scaredy-CATS! Rapunzel, COME ON! I was just PLAYING with you guys, a little bit of spooking is healthy every now and then. In fact, I think I will start scaring people daily. Anyways, I got here to the bookshop before you guys did and I was waiting for you. I already got your Wizardology books for you so you don't have to go looking for them, just pay me here up front at the cashier register.
Alright, let's see, let me show you which book you need. Here it is! WIZARDOLOGY!
Alright, so this book contains the secrets of Merlin. USE IT WELL! Alright, now PAY UP!
RAPUNZEL! Don't go to FLYNN for money, use your OWN! Besides, how DARE YOU try to use Flynn for money and not even repay his unrequited love for YOU?! STUPID! PAY WITH YOUR OWN MONEY! NOW!
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, GUYS! CALM DOWN! OOOOH! Look at all this MONEY! Alright guys, thanks for paying, now let's HEAD BACK TO CLASS! My assistant will look after this place and run it while I'm gone but I'll have another assistant warn me just in case that assistant tries to secretly hoard any of my precious gold coins for THEMSELVES! 
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID FUGLY CRINGEYWORTHY RETARDED DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!! After I come back to watch over this place and sort some books, I WILL END YOU BECAUSE OF HOW INSANELY FUGLY AND GROSSOM YOU ARE!!!! Alright, students, let's GO!
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