Class time!

Hellooooo, guys. And WELCOME BACK TO SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! Today we will be moving on in our magical class and learning about even more cooler things. But before we do, there are a couple of too-long-to-mention-how-they-are-related-to-me relatives coming over to join SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD, and a new assistant. What? You're asking why this school keeps getting so many new assistants? WELL MAYBE BECAUSE I WANT MORE PEOPLE AROUND ME SO THEY CAN BRING ME HOT TASTY FOOD YOU DUMB-AS-HELL ASSHOLE! Sorry, again, it's my high blood pressure. SHUP, SHUP! So, I introduce you my--- well, my relative, Wonder Woman!


Isn't she just dainty? Oh, and she's telling us right now that she prefers to be called Diana. Wonder Woman is just her stage name. Also, did you know her full name is Diana-Gal Gadot? It's a funny name. Also, don't tell her this, but remember my French friend Julien who runs that amazingly accurate informational blog called juliensfunnyblog.blogspot.com? He likes her and has a teeny-meeny meak tiny weak obsession with her and takes pictures of her without her knowing and put a tiny microscopic camera in her shower head and watches through the window when she is changing. So don't get alarmed, it's all fine. He can't be any worse than Enrique, am I right, my friends? Okay, continuing! And this is James, her boyfriend who is also coming here to learn. He doesn't like to be called James, he prefers Kirk, so call him Kirk. Meet Kirk!


Ugh, he's an uggo. No wonder Julien doesn't like him. Oh no, I think it's because of the other reason that has to do with Dia---- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! But anyways, that's him and he seems to be looking at my FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! DO NOT EAT, STAY AWAY STUPID-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, and the new assistant is here!


Look, he's saying hello and his name is Wilbur but he prefers the nickname Coo. I know what you are thinking: why is everyone wanting to be called a different name? Well SHUT UP! Because I don't have the freaking answer to that. Oh, look, Muspelheim is coming in.

Oh no, Muspelheim. You got it confused. We're not doing Potions today. We're doing Beasts, you should take the book out.


No, NO! Coo you totally CANNOT be with Muspelheim, she has a boyfriend waiting for her back in Bolivia. You can't possibly like her, she's not even in your league, don't you DARE get near her you kleptomaniac! You don't deserve her! She's above you and you're just some disgusting loathsome fool that works as a low assistant! I swear to God, if you even try to----


HE TURNED OFF THE LIGHT! OH NO! NOW I CAN'T SEE! HE'S GONNA GO AFTER MUSPELHEIM! SOMEONE STOP HIM! I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T--- CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW! I CAN'T GET UP! I FELL INTO SOMETHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FRIGGING TURN THE LIGHT BACK ON YOU STUPID BASTARD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FINALLY! The light is back on. And YES, you ARE crazy. And stop annoying my assistant, Lewis. He had nothing to do with this awful disaster of yours! Now, leave Muspelheim alone and start doing your job you godforsaken fat mole! Start passing around the books! Jesus was doing gymnastics and flipping and crashed into Isaiah and gave him a concussion! Okay, so let's start class. Last time we learned about Grindylows and Merpeople, which didn't exactly turn out too well. Today we will move on to learning about Werewolves and Unicorns. So Werewolf is the title of the legendary creature that howls at midnight when the full moon comes up on Halloween night. Can anyone tell me what the name Werewolf means?         


Very good, Hermione. Werewolf means half-man half-wolf. 'Were' actually means half-man, I think. And Werewolves are very scary and dangerous you know. They attack you if threatened, and even if not they will. I actually have one locked up in my forbidden wardrobe that I never open, along with my Boggart, which we will get to later. And what happens to the werewolf's mind when it transforms?

Yes, that's right, Muspelheim. The werewolf loses its mind and all memory of who it was before, and it might even kill his best friend. What are pointing at there? Oh, a picture of a werewolf? Oh let's see it then!
 
Nice picture! Wait, you say it's not a picture but an actual photograph you took of a werewolf when you were on an expedition to through the Dark Mountains and you managed to catch a photo before it jumped at you and tackled you to the ground? And you survived all that? WOW! I never knew that, Muspelheim. You're an amazing brave courageous person! I could NEVER do that in my life. If I went and tried to release my unstable pet werewolf from its prison right now, it would instantly maul at me faster than you could say "banana split sundae with fudge dripping down the sides and strawberries on top" and I would slump to the floor dead. Oh God, why do I have to say these kinds of things? Now I'm hungry!

What? You say you had to run ten miles and it wouldn't stop chasing you until you got to a cliff and you had no other choice but to jump off and you tried to use your flying skills but you fell and your boyfriend Leonard who already got down before you caught you and then you guys rode off in your van? Wowy-wow-wow, that is cooler than COOL! Someone get me that banana split sundae I mentioned earlier, NOW! I gotta calm my nerves, this story was so NERVE-WRACKING! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hurry up, you stupid! We haven't got all day, I have a stupid-ass meeting to attend after this and even though I don't wanna get up from my fat lazy anus to go, I HAVE to. SO HURRY UP! BRING ME MY FOOD, YOU SCHMUCK!
 

No thanks to you, you despicable dumb-ass cretin! GET OUT! I HATE YOU! Okay, he's gone. Honestly, the idea. Why are all these waiters so freaking damn slow? Well anyways, that was so amazing, Muspelheim. Right, guys?




Yeah, we GOT it, Coo. Muspelheim is your dream angel babe, but does it look like I care? NO! So shut up and get back to work, you crazy cuckoo imbecile! So, anyway, Werewolves also have other dangerous things about them. They are usually very large and can tower over for even more than 15 feet tall. They also have many sharp rows of razor sharp teeth and fangs that will crush your bones to dust the SECOND it gets a hold of you! And it makes a sound just like this: CHOMP! And then it howls to the full moon, AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-------- 


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (COUGH! COUGH!) WHAT THE--- (COUGH, COUGH!) ANOTHER EXPLOSION?! HOW MANY TIMES IS SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD GONNA BE HARASSED BY A HUGE FIRE EXPLOSION AND THEN LET ME GUESS! SOMEONE UNKNOWN IS GONNA WALK RIGHT OUT OF IT! GARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What the--- who is that hiding in the fire? They made this explosion themselves? Oh no, is it what I think it is? Do they have fire powers?


Yue, are you okay? What? What did you say? What are you trying to tell me? You say you have a warning for me?


Who is that? WHO IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MEANS A WHOLE CAKE FOR ME! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! What? You think I was kidding? I literally mean it. GET ME A CAKE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While you're at it, let me do my usual interrogating. WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?!


First of all, that's not me there like always. Second, you're telling me that THAT right there is the person you and Katara, Sokka, and Aang all warned me about? HE'S the big threat? AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm crying! HAH! Wait, you're serious? Oh no, then who is he here for?

Wait, no, NOT MUSPELHEIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT HER, PLEASE, NO, I BEG YOU GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Diana, this is NOT the right time! This person is an impostor, also he tells me his name is Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation world and he is here to kidnap Muspelheim and force her to become his eternal bride. BUT I WON'T LET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SOMEONE! GET HIM BEFORE HE TAKES MUSPELHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY EVACUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT?! THE EVACUATION ELEVATOR ISN'T WORKIIIIIIIIIIIIIING??????????!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good idea, Ariana. Call someone using the microphone! GIVE ME THAT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JACK, WAIT, NO, DON'T DO THAT! HE'S AN UNSTABLE FREAK, HE WILL KILL YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN INTO THE SANCTUARY ROOM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! NOW CLOSE THE DAMN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!!!!!! Phewgh! That was close. Wait a crap, where is Muspelheim? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LEFT HER OUT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I CAN'T GET OUT, I CAN'T! SOMEONE CALL 91111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean 911. That's what I meant. OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying Class

Okay, I just got a medical appointment and I'm back from it. They say that thing that almost ended my life in the Room of Requirement didn't do much damage, just a couple of cuts and scratches. Heh! What a stupid pet that you actually consider a terrifying demon! He thinks that's a match against me and my SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD beasts and creatures? Wait till he meets the Demogorgon. Actually wait, no that's not good. Forget I ever said that students, FORGET IT! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEMOGORGON AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HIDING SOMETHING FROM YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW!

You're right, Blue. Except I'M the one who should be saying that. Please don't tell anyone else, since you're the only one here right now. Also, don't go looking for the Demogorgon, and DON'T whatsoever go into the Forbidden Room. Whoops, damn it! I just said the location! Just please, whatever you do don't go there. It is SOOOO dangerous. Now, everybody line up. Today we are going to have Flying Class, which we haven't had in OH so long. Blue, since she came first, will demonstrate, and since she is a fairy, I'm pretty sure she will get straight A's in this class. Get it? Fairy? Wings? Flying class? Ugh, whatever. You're lame. Get out of my face, asshole. Alright, Blue. Show us how to do the Plie. Pronounced - (PLEE-EH). The Plie is a very difficult flying position to master. All the requirements to do it perfectly are: stand straight and tall, legs straight, arms straight down, and chin up. Here is a diagram of it.   

Okay, everything looks good there except this diagram fails to show the chin-up part. Well anyway, you get the idea. Now Blue will demonstrate it. Watch her, guys! 

See how crystal clearly she does it? Now YOU guys try it! 

What Soren? You say you're too frightened? YOU'RE A WHOOP-DAMN OWL! Sorry, got too emotional there, but seriously, you're an owl, Soren. How hard can it be? Can someone please pluck up the courage to volunteer and show Soren how incredibly easy it is to do the Plie once you get the hang of it? Especially if you have wings?

WOW! Good job, Gylfie. You are doing the Plie so well! Thank you so much for showing Soren here the way to do it. And look! He's even flying with you! 

Oh look, and I can see Kludd doing his Plie perfectly over there too. You guys are going to do AWESOME on the Flight Test. I daresay I might even give you early A+'s. You guys are so good! Okay, so now that we have done the Plie and the rest of you who don't have wings will find it very difficult to achieve, we will fill in our work on the Plie later. Right now, we will focus on the Releve. Pronounced (REH-LEAVE). Basically it's pronounced like 'relieve'. Get it? GET IT? I guess you do. Now. The Releve is a crazy position, not as crazy as the Wendiyo, which we will eventually get to. This Releve allows you to fly away fast as nuts! This is the position for it: arms apart, legs together, stand up straight, and chin forward not up, REMEMBER THAT! It's kinda like the cross, that will help you remember. Okay, here is the diagram.    

ASSISTANT, STOP MOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, she stopped moving. Now look at her, do you see how straight she is and how accurate her position is to the position itself? Good. Now I want someone other than the owls to do this one. Someone who is willing to risk it and jump off the magical cloud. How about Jim?

AWESOME, JIM! That's great! You're doing the position exactly the way you should, except you are plunging down the wrong way. Oh no, you're falling down! Nah whatever, I don't wanna get up anyway. Who cares what happens to him? I'll just order one of my assistants to go catch him, even though they might get crushed to death themselves, since Jim definitely does not weigh any less than 140. Now my other assistant here will show you the classic Peter Pan style of flying, HAH! How funny, two of my students are Peter! HAH! Okay assistant, get your chubabupup fat-ass out here and start flying it up!

See? Look how graceful he looks in the air, oh and in no way is this meant to be nice to you assistant because I DO NOT WASTE MY NICENESS ON ASSISTANTS! NOW STOP FLYING THAT STUPID POSITION AND GET OUT OF THE SKY! MAKE SPACE FOR THE OTHERS! (BLAST!) Okay, I blasted him down with one of my guns, we should be good now. Anyone want to try?
 

It's gonna help by helping you learn how to fly so you can save yourself in extreme conditions you stupid! How many times do I have to repeat myself in order to make sure you're paying attention to the class, you fat duck?! Now since you disrespected me like you love to do, you're going to have to do it even though you're an assistant and not a student. Honestly, you remind me so much of Will because you look like him and you act like an idiot like him!

Ooh, nice moves in the air, Jackson. BUT NO! I shouldn't be complimenting you, LEAVE THE SKY AT ONCE! (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!)


Sorry if I blasted you right into Stephanie and some--- WHO THE BOOBEEP-DAMN IS THAT?! GET HIM OUT AT ONCE! AND NO FOOD ALLOWED! ONLY I CAN EAT DURING CLASS, HOW MANY TIMES DOES THAT NEED TO BE MENTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED?! Okay, I see you guys can't cooperate in the moment. You want to do this the easy way or the hard way? I'm taking out my whip right now and that is the hard way. The easy way is listening to me and doing things the right way. Flying is very important to know because you're not always going to be able to save yourself from disasters by running or driving away. Also, respect me, because no other school in the whole wide world teaches flying except SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! We have so many fun subjects and you guys are humiliating me and disrespecting me, please stop. Now get your butts moving because we have another class coming up after this one! SHUP-SHUP!

Meet more students!

Hey guys, it's me again, your teacher. Guess what? I have an important announcement today, I have a new student coming over. She is my grandmother's summer friend's daughter's neighbor's alcoholic son's ex-wive's abusive uncle's half-brother's drunkard girlfriend's brother's niece's retarded vegetable sister's therapist's daughter's ugly friend's overweight uncle's brother's diabetic wive's criminal ex-husband's obese sister's neighbor's demented adopted kid's biological father's daughter. Her name is Muspelheim and she is an exchange student from Bolivia. I just recently took a tiny meak trip to Bolivia yesterday and picked her up in my helicopter from a terrible mugging in a bad part of town. She was so lucky I was there just in time to rescue her from her near death. What? You say you're jealous that I got to go to Bolivia but you couldn't? SHUT UP! Sorry, I mean shut up. I deserve these trips and you don't, I work for them. And it wasn't even that awesome, I only went there because she needed my help. In fact, while I was in my helicopter, those thugs shot a grenade at me and my copter almost went down with me in it. I could have DIED, and you don't seem to care. Instead of worrying about how you're ONLY teacher could have been killed, all you can talk about is how jealous you are of my vacations. Well anyways, forget this whole crapola problem, I introduce you. . . MUSPELHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIM! 

Well, there she is. Aren't you just glad to meet her? Oh, and somehow in all of this, she is Amlodipine's non-white brown Mestizo Bolivian extremely distant cousin. But Amlodipine is ashamed to admit that Muspelheim is related to her. Amlodipine's father is a criminal and he is in jail right now. Muspelheim's father sells illegal drugs--- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?????????!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL SO PERSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and guys, if you remember, Kristen and Amlodipine are not here anymore. They left to SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD University, so don't ask about them I won't answer. It's classified information. No one knows what the hell is happening to them over there. Some new assistants that I brought here are going to teach us about their world. Just not right now, I gotta go eat right after this. A nice hearty breakfast to get me ready for class. And guess what their names are? I present you Katara, Aang, Sokka, and Princess Yue!


This is Katara guys, she has brown hair, she just wanted to dye it blonde for today.


This is Aang. Aang, why the hell are you upset? Is it because you're mad that Muspelheim is shorter and bustier and more non-white than you? UGH! GET ON WITH IT, PEOPLE!



And last but not least, this is Sokka and Yue. Okay, well, you got to know them. Also, Yue tells me someone from their world tried to follow them to SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD and they say he is very dangerous and came here for a certain somebody. I hope it's not me. But nah, I don't believe her. She's just trying to scare me because it's HALLOWEEN TIME! YAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of that, since it is Anniversary/Halloween month, we are going to have a dance and a special Halloween feast! Just like we do every year! Ooh, I hope they have candy pudding. Bye!

A PROBLEM IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT!

GUYS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED! THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT! SOME BURGLAR GOT IN THERE! COME WITH ME SO WE CAN STOP HIM BEFORE HE STEALS ANYTHING! ESPECIALLY MY LUNCH! HE CAN'T STEAL MY LUNCH, IT'S TOO DEAR! COME ON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tag along!

If you wanna know, I'll be in the Teacher's and Assistants' Lounge Only. Remember that room? I guess you're too stupid to remember it. GET OUT OF MY FACE, YOU SUCKIN' SCHMUCK! I'm running at top speed, try to catch me you brain-dead moron! YAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swimming Class!

Hello guys, it's me once again. I didn't want to do swimming class in the pool because that place is just simply too small to have a swimming class in. So I chose a huge sea, it's not salty, so don't worry about your eyes getting stung. It's actually not a sea, it's a very, very large body of lake water. It's called the Light Lake, the twin of the Black Lake, where we had the tournament. So students, just get into your swimsuits and let's get this water party started! Yeah! While you guys fit into your suits, I'll just eat up a Creme Brulee with a banana cream pie shake.
 (Munch, munch) (Swallow) BURP!
SLUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!! BUUUUUUURP!!!! Okay, how y'all doin'?


I see you found a nice swimming outfit, Camila. You should be glad you have a flat chest, and don't get offended or anything because this is good. If your boobs were like a C cup I'd be like "no she can't, too much cleavage", but HEY! You don't have to suck it up to anyone. You don't even have any cleave, not one bit. You could take your whole suit off, and I wouldn't mind. But please, don't do that. Okay, anyone else ready?



Nice choice, Ariana and Ally. One pieces! Best type of swimsuit for laps. But please sew something over those tops.


Hermione, Harry, Ron, how LONG does it take to put on a couple of swimsuits? We're not going on a full-on scuba dive here, you know. 

HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PRIVATE SPA?! GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Whip crack!) Ugh, the NERVE of these students. Okay, whatever. Students, before you go into the icy, cold, freeze-frozen water, I am gonna have Gretchen here show you some strokes. Gretchen!


Ooh, nice bikini. Love the color. Okay, now get in and show them the most important survival stroke, the Elementary Backstroke.


Okay, nice presentation! Everybody give a round of applause to Gretchen!
I know, wasn't she great?



Okay, that was the only stroke I wanted you guys to learn today. Now all I want is for you guys to get your exercise. Hop in and start your 50 laps of butterfly. Yeah, I just said that. GO! 

Ron, why are you playing around like this? What are you guys doing?



The only person who is actually doing their laps is Hook. You know what? I'm just gonna have to release my pet shark Molly to go after you guys so you actually start swimming your laps. Here she comes!


HAH! Look at 'em go! BITE! MUNCH!

(Chewing) I actually hope one of 'em gets caught. HAH! Just kiddin'! Maybe not. Oh my Lanta, would you look at the TIME?! JESUS ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER HIS MOM WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND JOSEPH DIALED 911! I need to get to the Teacher's and Assistants' Lounge quick! It's Doughnut Day, I completely forgot! Students, keep doing your life-threatening laps! I'll be back in an hour or so! When you're dead! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST KIDDIN'! HAH!