Yes, that's RIGHT! I know you know that this is Thanksgiving class and YES! From now on I will be making classes that are about the holidays that are currently approaching. GOT IT?!
OKAY, HOPE! I don't need your SASS! Because remember, you WILL pay for that if you treat me like a rotten piece of SHIT and you won't like it, not ONE BIT! So, don't bother me. OKAY?! Okay. Now, let's start with class! Everybody take your seats! Now, for the real question: what the HELL is THANKSGIVING???!!!!!
Come ON! IT'S A VERY SIMPLE ANSWER, THERE'S NO NEED TO FRIGGIN' THINK ABOUT IT OVER AND OVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If nobody answers, I WILL bring out my whip and flog you all until you all bleed INTO A MOTHERFREAKING RAISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, YOU'RE RIGHT, RAPUNZEL! Did everyone hear what Rapunzel said?
Okay, OKAY, LUIS! I don't understand why you have to be so WEIRD about it! Oh I forgot, of COURSE! You're in love with Rapunzel, isn't that what you've been blabbing about ever since this morning when you first met her? Dumb idiot. YOU'RE AN ASSISTANT FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO YOUR JOB AND SPEND LESS TIME THINKING ABOUT WOMEN, FOR CHRIST'S FREAKING SAKE! Alright now, what Rapunzel said was THIS:
Thanksgiving is a national holiday celebrated on various dates in the United States, Canada, Brazil, Grenada, Saint Lucia, and Liberia, and the sub-national entities Leiden, Norfolk Island, and the inhabited territories of the United States. It began as a day of giving thanks and sacrifice for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year. Similarly named festival holidays occur in Germany and Japan. Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday of October in Canada and on the fourth Thursday of November in the United States and Brazil, and around the same part of the year in other places. Although Thanksgiving has historical roots in religious and cultural traditions, it has long been celebrated as a secular holiday as well. According to some historians, the first celebration of Thanksgiving in North America occurred during the 1578 voyage of Martin Frobisher from England in search of the Northwest Passage. Other researchers, however, state that "there is no compelling narrative of the origins of the Canadian Thanksgiving day." The origins of Canadian Thanksgiving are also sometimes traced to the French settlers who came to New France in the 17th century, who celebrated their successful harvests. The French settlers in the area typically had feasts at the end of the harvest season and continued throughout the winter season, even sharing food with the indigenous peoples of the area. As settlers arrived in Nova Scotia from New England after 1700, late autumn Thanksgiving celebrations became commonplace. New immigrants into the country—such as the Irish, Scottish, and Germans—also added their own traditions to the harvest celebrations. Most of the US aspects of Thanksgiving (such as the turkey) were incorporated when United Empire Loyalists began to flee from the United States during the American Revolution and settled in Canada.
SO YEAH! PRETTY INTERESTING, HUH???!!!! I also brought some Thanksgiving food for----ME! HAH! You thought I was gonna say YOU, huh?! WELL YOU'RE ALL FREAKING WRONG! THIS FOOD IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY!!! NOT. FOR. YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP SULKING ABOUT IT, MIGUEL!!!!
RAPUNZEL!!! CHILL THE HELL OUT! LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID THERE TO YOUR FACE WITH THAT PAN!!!! GOD, these students! WHOA GUYS, CALM DOWN! LIKE SERIOUSLY!! Rapunzel is OKAY!
Ignacio, CHILL OUT, man! You look like you just saw a ghost fly by!
Miguel, stop consulting Hawk about it, Rapunzel is A-okay!
No, NO! ENOUGH! I SAID ENOUGH! DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR THE WHOLE SPEECH I MADE TO YOU AND YOUR WORTHLESS-ASS RAPUNZEL-OBSESSED RAPUNZEL-HUNTING GANG???!!!! ESPECIALLY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, IGNACIO, THIS GOES TO YOU: LEAVE. HER. ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Michael, Rapunzel's fine. There's no need to keep asking.
What the freak is that FACE there, Flynn?! WHAT THE HELL?! I TOLD YOU ASSES THAT EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTELY OKAY WITH RAPUNZEL!
And there you are again, William, NOT taking my advice and freezing up in horror and shock over some minor thing like Rapunzel merely hitting herself with her pan. What a wuss, honestly. If you don't snap out of it in the next 5 seconds, William, I will snap YOU!
Jesus ALMIGHTY! LUIS, WHY IN THE GODDAMN HELL ARE YOU MOTHERFREAKING CRYING???!!! Like when I told you all 'DON'T WORRY' what the frick did you HEAR me say?! STOP CRYING, LUIS, AND QUINTET, STOP FREAKING OUT! RAPUNZEL IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!! Right, Rapunzel?
See? SEE?!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU ALL DID! YOU FREAKED RAPUNZEL THE HELL OUT BECAUSE OF YOUR FREAKING EXTREMELY CRAZY NUTS REACTION TO HER HITTING HERSELF! I UNDERSTAND YOU ALL LOVE HER AND OLAF CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF IF RAPUNZEL GETS AS MUCH AS A FRIGGIN' SCRATCH ON HER GODDAMN SELF!!!! Sorry, Rapunzel, I think I yelled so much I might have scared YOU instead of them.
Oh, that's okay if you're still shaking-----WHAT WAS THAT, IGNACIO???!!!!!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU INSANE PILE OF WORTHLESS DUNG!!!! SHE'S RUNNING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!! FLYNN, CATCH HER, SHE'S GONNA DISAPPEAR!!!! YOU SICK ADOPTED WUSS! I'll deal with you LATER. . . .
NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! COME BACK HERE, YOU SAVAGE OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAFFFFF!!!! HELP, HELP, HEEEEEELP!!!! IGNACIO IS GOING AFTER RAPUNZEL!!!! OLAF, JACK FROST, ELSA, CAITLIN, BARRY, CISCO, ANYONE, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GIRL IS FREAKING ABOUT TO GET CAPTURED BY THAT INSANE FREAKSTER IGNACIO!!! JACK FROST, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND FLY AFTER IGNACIO SINCE OLAF HERE IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT FRIGGIN' ASS THAT HE CAN'T DO IT HIMSELF!!!!!!! JACK FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!
YEAH, JACK FROST, YOU CHASE AFTER THAT BASTAAAAAAARD!!!!!!
Yes, Anna, that's RIGHT! Help Jack Frost find Ignacio and STOP HIM!!! Dumb hoe, he's going back into his prison cell after this. I knew it was too suspicious to trust him yet, I shouldn't have let him out so early. KRISTOOOOOOOFFF!!!! MOVE YOUR FREAKING ASS, YOU STUPID FREAKING ABSOLUTELY BRAINLESS VEGETABLE! GOD YOU RUN SO RETARDED!!!
Look at you and your cringe worthy retarded face just LAUGHING. Honestly, some of these students don't even TRY! They think this is all some kind of game but it's really not, Rapunzel is in some SERIOUS danger and if you guys don't freaking SAVE her she will get kidnapped by IGNACIO COUGAR THE SPANIARD MARIO MORENO OSCAR JAENADA!!!! AND YES, THAT'S HIS FULL NAME!!!! 
YES, ELSA, KEEP GOING!!! Honestly, you guys, learn from Elsa's example, she actually KNOWS what she's doing. And while YOU ALL are chasing after Ignacio to stop him from getting Rapunzel, I am going to kick back and enjoy some of my absolutely DELICIOUS Thanksgiving food!
Oh and NOT TO FORGET my MILKSHAKES! HAH! Like seriously, what kind of a TEACHER would I be if I didn't have my daily MILKSHAKES?!
What? WHAT YOU THOUGHT I ACTUALLY MEANT A SIMPLE MILKSHAKE WITH BANANAS AND MILK? WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT? That's a THING? You're fucking LYING! The only milkshakes I have every day are these OVER-THE-TOP, DELICIOUS, ULTRA-SUPREME, ABSOLUTELY DELICIOSO CHOCOLATE FUDGE SWASHABA MILKSHAKES!!! And if you have a problem with that then you can go screw yourself. BYE! Come see me again when you find Rapunzel with the others and you all imprison that sewer RAT Ignacio back where he belongs! Alright, class dismissed, TEACHER OOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!! CHEW, CHEW, MUNCH, MUNCH GOBBLE, GOBBLE, SWALLOOOOOOOOWW!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!!!!!!!
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