Religion Studies

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        Greetings everybody, and welcome to your first time in the Religion Studies! Here we will learn about different kinds of religion and how they first started out from the beginning of time, all the way to our days. I know it might be a bit uncomfortable for a few of you because you might be Christian or something, and by the way, I forgot to tell you that I am Jewish.

Oh, everybody, I forgot to tell you that my cousin's daughter's friend Corona Gleeman is going to be a new student in SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD, she is very excited and jolly to meet you all. By the way, she does look like Amlodipine a lot, doesn't she? Oh, and I forgot to mention, she is Jewish too, pretty obvious right? Gleeman. So anyway, Corona is happy. Now, let's start with a little game to break the ice to this new class. It is called BINGO, PEDRO!  

Becky, come on! "Bingo, Pedro" is a classic! 

Laurence, do something, you're the smart one, right? No one will stop laughing. 

There. Regina has some common sense, she ---- wait, what? 

Amber, stop! Come on, don't just sit there and laugh your eyes out. I am in great distress right now and no one cares to help me influence this class with "Bingo, Pedro." 

NO ONE RESPECTS "BINGO, PEDRO" AROUND HERE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Force class

2/4/2016


Hey guys, I'm back. Juliet did a good job yesterday, didn't she?

What? What is with that face? Are you telling me she didn't?

Well that is sad. Anyway, we have a new student, which is another one of my nieces, her name is Jennifer Parker, and she is going to learn with us in the Force class! 

It's okay, say hi and everybody will accept you, RIGHT?! 

Sorry guys, got a little out of hand there. Didn't mean to blow you all out of your chairs. Come on up, let's learn about the Force. So, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. Many jedis have been trained for eons, and the most famous of all who trained them is. . . . . can anybody answer that one? 

Very good, Judy. Yoda is the correct answer. And by the way, I have him here to give us a little lecture about Jedi-training. 

That is something you all students should know if one of you want to become a Jedi. My nephew Luke became one. 

Well will you look at that, he's here already. Luke, what is wrong? What? You say you found something that has to do with the First Order? Well, why didn't you tell us before? That would have been more helpful, come on guys. 

RUN, RUN, RUN. 

Amber, wait up, we all want to see the problem.

No one is dying, Hux. Anyway, Kylo Wren won't kill you if he finds out you joined a school. 

A TIE FIGHTER?! NO WA-HA-HAY! That's so rare, cool! Wait, not cool. That's bad, THIS is bad. This is so bad, we're all going to DIE! DIE, DIE, DIE! HUX, FORGIVE ME, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT DYING, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!  

BAM, BAM, BAM! 

ENOOOUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so sorry, hon. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 

Class dismissed!