Performance Camp

Nau:







Good morning, class of SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! I am going to be your substitute teacher for today, since your other teacher is working in the teacher's room on the big surprise. Trust me, I will be just as nice as the other one is. But that doesn't mean I won't punish students who need to be punished, hope that didn't frighten any of you. So anyway, welcome to your first class of Performance Camp. Here you will be constantly learning how to act, sing, drama, dance, and so much more. The first assignment you will all have is to give me a preview of how you perform. It can be any type of performance, but not too long. We have many students in this class, if you some of you don't have anything to show me, you can come back next time with something prepared. I heard some of you have performed before, Britney perhaps? Am I correct?

Okay, Britney probably has something she wants to show us. Well will you take a look at that, she has something ready. Show us what you got, Britney! 

WOW, THAT WAS SPECTACULAR! Britney, on your first day of school I am going to give you an A-. But, I just have one problem with this video. It is took risque for our school, I'm pretty sure your teacher has told you the rules about those types of things, hasn't she?

Britney, you will make sure you remember those rules, I am telling you. 

Anyway, NEXT! Becky! 

Great performance, Becky! WAY WONDERFUL! A+! And only because you did not add anything sexy in there, thank you for listening to the rules unlike Britney did. Anybody else have anything to present? No? Okay, class dismissed! 

HEY GUYS, I'M BACK!

Hey guys, I'm back! Did ya miss me? Oh no you didn't! Yeah, I guess you did. So, what did you do while I was gone? Actually, it is better if I tell you what I did. The students were going crazy berserk, so I had to send half of them back home to cool off with their parents. Even SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD University had to let Amlodipine go so she could spend a nice Hanukkah with her family back in Israel. By the way, did I mention that Amlodipine is from Israel? She is a real Jew with real Jewish heritage. Anyway, let's not get into all that. We have school to do, remember?

 SO! I have a few new students to show you, they just got signed up this early morning. I had to do a lot of paperwork inviting itself from 11 to 3:00 in the morning. I was busy and did not get a wink of sleep this night, so be nice to them, they deserve it, pals!
Say hello to Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde!

You there, Fox, I mean, Nick! Don't be so mean to Judy, you know she doesn't like when you hit her like that. Anyway, back to the introductions. 

Britney Spears!

Becky G!

Laurence Belcher! 

General Hux!

What is your problem dude? Chill up.

And last but not least, Amber Heard! 

Okay everybody, I am going to be spending most of my time these days in my room working on a big surprise that I'll show to you, well, not right now. So I got a substitute teacher, Nau, to teach you while I am gone. If anyone thinks I mean the Nau who is this Nau, 

 

then they are right. We work together in many ways that most of you and people out there in the internet will not understand. We actually see each other in flesh because we are real teachers. So if I am not here, just because the posts are posted by me, doesn't mean I am there. It will say Nau if it is Nau who wrote it, and if it is me, I'll write a big ME up there. Get how it goes? Good. So, just say hello to Nau whenever Nau comes, bye! Enjoy the school, new kids!