Social Studies

Hey guys, SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! hasn't done a Social Studies class since it opened. And since we haven't had one, we're going to have one right now. Your books are already lying on your tables, open them to the very first page. GALAPAGOS! We are going to be studying the Galapagos!

What was that, Ron? If I here you cursing my lesson one more time, I'll give you a very harsh punishment that you won't forget!

That's it, I've had enough. QUEESION TEESION!

I know, that was wicked, right? OH MY GOSH! Some time's already passed and we haven't started the class. Here's a picture of the Galapagos.

Isn't it beautiful! I think I remember that I once went there when I was a toddler.

And this is a Galapagos iguana, her name is Victoria.

She's very active, aren't you, Victoria, my sweetums?

Don't be stupid, Ron. Do you really think a little sweetheart like her could hurt someone like you? You could just defend yourself and step on her and squash her, but if you would do that, I would certainly give you such a punishment--- Okay, let's not start. Anyway, whoever knew this class was coming, give me their essay!

But, Hermione, you did it last time. How about someone else does it?

Oh, I'm sorry, you can do it next time. Anyone else?

Yes. Mary? Let me see that!

Wow, Mary, exclusive, just like Hermione's! What's that, Clara? You wanna go to BeligerBites?

No, it's not easy, I know that that's what you were going to say, and it's not. Clara, I---

Clara, stop! CLASS OVER!

 

PROM

 GUYS,  PROM IS COMING UP, IT'S OUR SECOND ONE ALREADY! Now, it's going to be in a few days. . . . .

Uh, excuse me? Pssst, guys, yeah you, the one looking at this, the one outside of our school, can you guess what they're doing? Because I can, it's 100% likely that his asking her out, but so early?

 Now, you guys BETTER get moving, you know why? Because before you know it, whoEVER your wanting to go out with.--

What's wrong Harry? Wait a minute, is that Thor asking out Hermione or what? 

AND SHE SAID YE---Oh, thanks for stopping me Harry, she would of have heard that last one I said

Wait, she doesn't look happy, what is she looking at?

Holy cricket, is that Erm kissing Jonas? Oh, that's so sweet, and whoever tries to stop their romance will get a punishment in detention in front of the people they like. 

Good morning, good morning

Good morning, good morning, it's great to stay up late, no really, it's not that fun to stay up late, I had to be awake all night just to write on those report cards, geez that was hard!
Anyway, today I have an announcement. We have been. . .---Uh, Bobby, could you tune the microphone up for me please?

Seriously, it's not that hard to tune up a microphone, geez, anyway, NOW THAT THE MICROPHONE IS TUNED UP, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL THAT IT HAS BEEN A PRIVILEGE TO BE WITH YOU ALL, BUT WE HAVE ONLY PAYED ATTENTION TO THE STUDIES, NOT OUR PLACE. SO TODAY WE'LL ALL HAVE A CHORE OF CLEANING SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WOOOOOOOORLD!  

Don't give me angry sarcasm Hermione, you know that we have to clean SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD, anyway, what did you do? Your so wet, did you what? Is that jumping into SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD'S lake? Now, all of you, start cleaning, the floors, the windows. . . . .

Yes, of course, what do you think? AND don't start saying that I need to clean up too, because I'm the teacher who spends all my time teaching you guys just to educate you, okay? Even Amlodipine and Kristen are stopping their BeligerBites for a little time just so they can help out on cleaning, that is so generous, but you guys? All you want to ever do is rest, rest, rest until your a skeleton, blaaaaaah! Now start cleaning up. . . . .

Very good Clara, your doing well. 

Yeah, yeah, you get in there Hermione, sweep all that dirt and mud away before dawn! 

Whoa, Alaya? Is that you, dressed up like a smiley? 

Ballet Class!

 Ballet Class Again, second time. Now, I all introduce you CHARLESTON FROM MARY AND GEORGE!

Very good, very good indeed, they've been practicing on it for days and days. Isn't that wonderful. Can someone show me a bit of it?

Jonas, Erm your doing good, but, wait a minute. . . . .Giver? YOU LOVE ERM?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

HERMIONE, DON'T YOU DARE TELL ERM TO LEAVE, ANYWAY, YOU NEVER LIKED GIVER BEFORE UNTIL NOW. ERM IS GOING TO BE WITH HIM NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU CAN'T GET IN THE WAY OF THEIR ROMANCE NO MATTER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA666666TTTTTT. . . . . GF

All about Dinosaurs class!

Hey guys, I forgot to tell you about Alaya, she's my 100-times-removed niece, and she's from a different planet (she's an alien). Don't get afraid, because she's a bit scary, but very friendly. Come out, Alaya!

Ooh, here she comes. Wait a minute, is she doing some sort of dance or something? Never mind, what matters is that she's here! Students, I'd like you all to meet---

Alaya. What, what's that? You say: "My grasp of biology troubles you?" Oh come on, Alaya, I don't do that.

HERMIONE, DON'T BE SO MEEEAAAAAAAN!!!!!! SHE MIGHT BE A LITTLE SCARY, BUT SHE'S FRIENDLY, DON'T ACT LIKE SHE'S CORNERING YOU WITH A KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!! Anyway, COUGH! students, I wanted you all to know what this class is about, it's about dinosaurs!

Why, thanks for that one, Ron (sarcasm), and plus, why are you eating in the classroom?

I said stop, when I say stop, you stop, okay? Now, who can tell me the name of one of the carnivorous dinosaurs?

You, Demi? Okay, which one?

Very good, Carnotaurus. Second question, who can tell me the name of the biggest plant-eater dinosaur there was?

Geez, calm down, Clara. You're acting as if the question was so hard.

Clara, please, what's going on with you?

Oh, I'm so sorry Clara, you can skip this class. Why does this keep happening to my students?

Chicans Class

 This is Chicans Class again, everybody, gather up, in your seats, get out your notebooks, get out your pencils, we're going to learn about it and everybody is going to have to have to make an essay about it, okay, okay?

Okay, everybody says yes, now, who wants to go first?

You Erm, okay, show us your essay. 

Okay, you start writing while I talk to the others, so you see students, chicans is a highly developed, I mean, what I meant was, chicans is just practically the same language as english but backwards, it was founded way before america was even made, but it was hidden for billions of years, so scientists never found out about it until now. 

I know right, that is just so interesting, just the way, just the way. . . . .okay, back to the class and what I was saying. One thing chicans is most famous for is it's culture, it's beautiful, they wear beautiful things, they dance, sing, they have castles, fortresses, animals, land, water, memorials, they have a god named Eddess, and which by the way, we'll be talking and learning about him while I show you a popular food that chicans eat in chicaboom land. Here it is.... .

Its called Estuv'aditch, doesn't it look delicious? You pronounce it, (EH-STOO-VAH-DITCH). Got it

No, no, no Ron, your not eating it, we're just taking one sample, and that's going to beeeee, hmmm, aha, Clara.

Where is she? Never mind, now, how about we talk a bit about Eddess. So you see, the memorials are where Eddess is represented, all the chicans have to bow and they can't look how Eddess comes down or they'll be shot out of the memorial instantly. That's just the way it goes, and plus, Eddess is believed to bless the royal family's baby with two resources called Sacred Leaf and Sacred Water, also, Eddess can only speak to one certain kind of person, Whoppelier, he's the governor of Chicans, and only he is whom should talk to Eddess or speak in peace. Eddess is also believed to have a family of two, actually three, counting himself. His wife, Maria, who is a goddess, Cynthia their child, and they Eddess has a cousin with his family. That cousin's name is Tetuma, and he's a god too, he has a wife named Tetuna and a child named Tetita. Well, that's most of the facts going on here. So, how's the essay going Erm? 

Oh I love that smile, let me see it. 

Very, very, very, very good. I haven't seen a masterpiece like this in ages, you did a good job Erm. You get an A+, now, shouldn't I be saying, class over. . . . .

Lunch Timed

Lunch Time, Lunch Time, everyone, take out your lunch,

 . . . . .or order your lunch.

I KNEW IT, YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA, NOW COME ON, ME TOO. . . . . .FOO

Flying Flight Test Class Class!

 Flying Class, everyone gather up. Today we're having a Flight Test, now, now, don't start moaning, you know you guys didn't study for about two weeks are something. Anyway, let's start, who wants to, I mean, who would like to show me a cross-fiddle Unicorn position?

You Clara? Okay, show me what you have got in your best yourself!

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Very good, and tell me, how does this position work, can anyone tell me what it does? 

Very good Hermione, it makes you float in the air like if you were fog or mist or something. Finally, your back to the old Hermione again

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