Religion Studies

Nau:



        Greetings everybody, and welcome to your first time in the Religion Studies! Here we will learn about different kinds of religion and how they first started out from the beginning of time, all the way to our days. I know it might be a bit uncomfortable for a few of you because you might be Christian or something, and by the way, I forgot to tell you that I am Jewish.

Oh, everybody, I forgot to tell you that my cousin's daughter's friend Corona Gleeman is going to be a new student in SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD, she is very excited and jolly to meet you all. By the way, she does look like Amlodipine a lot, doesn't she? Oh, and I forgot to mention, she is Jewish too, pretty obvious right? Gleeman. So anyway, Corona is happy. Now, let's start with a little game to break the ice to this new class. It is called BINGO, PEDRO!  

Becky, come on! "Bingo, Pedro" is a classic! 

Laurence, do something, you're the smart one, right? No one will stop laughing. 

There. Regina has some common sense, she ---- wait, what? 

Amber, stop! Come on, don't just sit there and laugh your eyes out. I am in great distress right now and no one cares to help me influence this class with "Bingo, Pedro." 

NO ONE RESPECTS "BINGO, PEDRO" AROUND HERE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Force class

2/4/2016


Hey guys, I'm back. Juliet did a good job yesterday, didn't she?

What? What is with that face? Are you telling me she didn't?

Well that is sad. Anyway, we have a new student, which is another one of my nieces, her name is Jennifer Parker, and she is going to learn with us in the Force class! 

It's okay, say hi and everybody will accept you, RIGHT?! 

Sorry guys, got a little out of hand there. Didn't mean to blow you all out of your chairs. Come on up, let's learn about the Force. So, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. Many jedis have been trained for eons, and the most famous of all who trained them is. . . . . can anybody answer that one? 

Very good, Judy. Yoda is the correct answer. And by the way, I have him here to give us a little lecture about Jedi-training. 

That is something you all students should know if one of you want to become a Jedi. My nephew Luke became one. 

Well will you look at that, he's here already. Luke, what is wrong? What? You say you found something that has to do with the First Order? Well, why didn't you tell us before? That would have been more helpful, come on guys. 

RUN, RUN, RUN. 

Amber, wait up, we all want to see the problem.

No one is dying, Hux. Anyway, Kylo Wren won't kill you if he finds out you joined a school. 

A TIE FIGHTER?! NO WA-HA-HAY! That's so rare, cool! Wait, not cool. That's bad, THIS is bad. This is so bad, we're all going to DIE! DIE, DIE, DIE! HUX, FORGIVE ME, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT DYING, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!  

BAM, BAM, BAM! 

ENOOOUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so sorry, hon. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 

Class dismissed!  

Performance Camp

Nau:







Good morning, class of SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD! I am going to be your substitute teacher for today, since your other teacher is working in the teacher's room on the big surprise. Trust me, I will be just as nice as the other one is. But that doesn't mean I won't punish students who need to be punished, hope that didn't frighten any of you. So anyway, welcome to your first class of Performance Camp. Here you will be constantly learning how to act, sing, drama, dance, and so much more. The first assignment you will all have is to give me a preview of how you perform. It can be any type of performance, but not too long. We have many students in this class, if you some of you don't have anything to show me, you can come back next time with something prepared. I heard some of you have performed before, Britney perhaps? Am I correct?

Okay, Britney probably has something she wants to show us. Well will you take a look at that, she has something ready. Show us what you got, Britney! 

WOW, THAT WAS SPECTACULAR! Britney, on your first day of school I am going to give you an A-. But, I just have one problem with this video. It is took risque for our school, I'm pretty sure your teacher has told you the rules about those types of things, hasn't she?

Britney, you will make sure you remember those rules, I am telling you. 

Anyway, NEXT! Becky! 

Great performance, Becky! WAY WONDERFUL! A+! And only because you did not add anything sexy in there, thank you for listening to the rules unlike Britney did. Anybody else have anything to present? No? Okay, class dismissed! 

HEY GUYS, I'M BACK!

Hey guys, I'm back! Did ya miss me? Oh no you didn't! Yeah, I guess you did. So, what did you do while I was gone? Actually, it is better if I tell you what I did. The students were going crazy berserk, so I had to send half of them back home to cool off with their parents. Even SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD University had to let Amlodipine go so she could spend a nice Hanukkah with her family back in Israel. By the way, did I mention that Amlodipine is from Israel? She is a real Jew with real Jewish heritage. Anyway, let's not get into all that. We have school to do, remember?

 SO! I have a few new students to show you, they just got signed up this early morning. I had to do a lot of paperwork inviting itself from 11 to 3:00 in the morning. I was busy and did not get a wink of sleep this night, so be nice to them, they deserve it, pals!
Say hello to Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde!

You there, Fox, I mean, Nick! Don't be so mean to Judy, you know she doesn't like when you hit her like that. Anyway, back to the introductions. 

Britney Spears!

Becky G!

Laurence Belcher! 

General Hux!

What is your problem dude? Chill up.

And last but not least, Amber Heard! 

Okay everybody, I am going to be spending most of my time these days in my room working on a big surprise that I'll show to you, well, not right now. So I got a substitute teacher, Nau, to teach you while I am gone. If anyone thinks I mean the Nau who is this Nau, 

 

then they are right. We work together in many ways that most of you and people out there in the internet will not understand. We actually see each other in flesh because we are real teachers. So if I am not here, just because the posts are posted by me, doesn't mean I am there. It will say Nau if it is Nau who wrote it, and if it is me, I'll write a big ME up there. Get how it goes? Good. So, just say hello to Nau whenever Nau comes, bye! Enjoy the school, new kids! 

Ballet class!

We're finally having Ballet class again guys! Fun, right? Get out your ballet costumes! Here are some new students who came here because they also want to be a part of this school of SHOW YOUR FOOT TO THE WORLD. Their names are Chris Parker and Daryl Coopersmith!

Chris, put the phone down please, you talk to your friends enough, say hello to the students instead. 

Look, even Hermione is saying hello!

Oh please, Chris! Hermione is not a sleaze like you think, she is just trying to have some fun.

Now, does everybody have their ballet clothes on? Alright, let's begin, our ballet dancer assistant here will show us how to dance. Her name is Rosalia. Oh wait, Rosalia couldn't come. Instead, Lilith is here. Come out Lilith! Everybody wants to see you show your best moves of ballet!

Watch Lilith guys. Alright, now that you saw her, dance a little to show me what you know.

Whoa, whoa, Chris, calm it down. You are going tense on this dancing thing, anyway, who are you talking about? 

Hermione! AWESOME DANCING! Oh, I see you are practicing with our assistant, Jimmy. How nice. Class over!  

  

   

  

   

Alright guys, it has been more than four days already I think. Give in the books please, and I want you all to show me a tiny piece of the plot I asked you write about the story I gave you to read. Collins goes first.

Okay, okay, calm down, this is just a little Plot Planner. 

(Hatchet novel)

Hmm, let's see. Brian Robeson. . .thirteen years old. . .Cessna 406 plane. . .dies from massive heart attack. Wow! Collins! You actually got everything right! Every single word! Brilliant, I love the organizing of each sentence, the interest, and the---oh, Collins, so good! You get 100%! 

I know, stunning, right? 

Second, Erm! 

(Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief novel)

Oh my gosh! Awesome, Erm! Awesome! 100%! Third, Nau! 

(The Book Thief novel)

Nau, brilliant work! 100%! Fourth, Constanze!   

Don't worry, if you did it correctly, I will grade you nicely. Let me see it. 

Wonderful and splendid work, Constanze! 100%!